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Things Could Be Worse Christmas Sweatshirt

Size: Unisex S

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You can’t escape the holiday spirit. So, lean into it by cozying up in a soft, fluffy, sweatshirt embellished with a familiar, tranquil, holiday landscape marred by menacing merriment and a run-on sentence.

Printed on Bella+Canvas flabbergasting red sponge fleece sweatshirt (52% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 48% polyester).

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Sizes & More Info

The design is printed with plastisol ink which sits on top of the fabric and creates a thick feel that won't fade.

Screenprinted in Pittsburgh, PA, by Commonwealth Press.
Designed by Don Moyer.

  • Turn it inside out.
  • Machine wash in warm water with garments of similar color.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach, if needed.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • If you plan to wear it to a job interview or wedding, iron on medium setting.
  • Avoid ironing the graphics.
  • Do not dry clean. Use the money you save for a giant coffee.


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Shipping & Returns

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Where it's made

These garments are lovingly silkscreened by the folks at Commonwealth Press, an artist-run shop located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They’re darned good at what they do, have mastered all the application techniques we require, and they treat their customers and employees right.

Who we are

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Customer Reviews

Based on 13 reviews
Don M.
Really red!

Got one of these for the cool days ahead. So soft! And the red warms up every room by at least ten degrees (Fahrenheit.)

Nancy E.
Soooo Sooooft and Beautiful!

By far the softest, most comfy sweatshirt I've ever worn! The color is a rich red and the design is crisp and clean and so much fun. I'm 5'9" and the medium is just the right bum-covering length, and the sleeves are actually long enough as well. I can't recommend this sweatshirt enough!

Alexandra G.
Awesome Ugly Sweater

The most comfortable Ugly Christmas sweater Ever. Cozy and soft. Not too baggy, I bought a large and my husband has an XL for the length. We have long arms and these sweaters cover them nicely. It goes with Jeans and Yoga pants. Not sure I'm wearing anything else this season...

OMG this is the best sweater ever!

I should be working on a thesis paper right now but I just got my holiday sweatshirt and tried it on. I had to stop everything and post this review because this is no s**t, the softest sweatshirt I've ever owned and I'm pretty sure I'm going to live in it until spring rolls around. It fits me true to size and I love everything about it. High recommend if anyone is interested in getting one.

Things couldn’t be better!

I was excited for the tcbw design in a Christmas colour. Add Santa hats, gifts and candy canes…yes please. What I wasn’t expecting was the sweatshirt itself. It feels like a marshmallow. It’s so soft and thick….it’s just amazing. It was well worth the price and the shipping to Canada. Thank you so much for awesome quirky designs on exceptional quality products. Love it.

I will purchase every Calamityware sweatshirt or hoodie produced!

There must be a closely guarded trade secret as to how the Calamityware sweatshirts and hoodies are so freakishly and decadently soft. I am not exaggerating; these are NOT your typical sloppy, mediocre sweatshirts. Additionally, the generous sleeve length is enough to cover even my unusually long arms. I can hardly wait for cooler weather here in Texas so I can wear my new Things Could be Worse Christmas sweatshirt and stand out amidst a sea of ugly Christmas sweaters!

Deborah H.
Off the charts!

This sweatshirt is by far the MOST comfortable one I have ever worn! The soft fuzzy lining is off the comfy charts! I can only hope that calamityware will be able to provide more with their other themes in the future! Maybe one like the white “ things could be worse “, T-shirt! Or, some of the other themes that are on their pins? I will still wear my Christmas themed sweatshirt all year round! Thank you calamityware! ❤️

Jahna H.
So soft

I love the design and I really love how soft the sweatshirt is. I couldn’t be happier with this purchase.

Soft and fluffy

Fantastic. Material is thick and warm but lightweight. Great graphic. Perfect shade of bright red. Hands down my favourite Xmas sweater ever!

Melissa J.
Festive & Fun!

2nd sweatshirt I've purchased and just as soft and warm as the first. Highly recommend for a unique holiday top. Someone else might have one too but... things could be worse!!! 😉