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No matter how bad your day is going, these beautiful porcelain mugs graciously remind you things could be much worse. You could also be chased by UFOs, pestered by pirates, or plagued by giant frogs. These porcelain mugs feature Don...

A visual exploration of cats and cat behavior. Felines have a natural aloofness or gravitas that makes it even funnier when you catch them wearing a funny hat.Hardcover book illustrated by Don Moyer and initially launched as part of his...

Countless books, comics, and films have celebrated the joys of space travel—hopping around the universe luxuriating in high-tech adventures. Poppycock! Space travel is awful—a dreadful blend of tedious and dangerous. Each double-page-spread includes a drawing and a description of the...

An homage to the incomparable “Unicorn Rests In A Garden” tapestry at the Cloisters Museum in New York. That mysterious tapestry was created hundreds of years ago. But what would it look like if it was created thousands of years...

This plate was produced at our new porcelain workshop, Cmielow. Since Kristoff closed in 2023, all of our dinner plates will eventually make this switch as stock depletes. Luckily, our new workshop had an almost identical shape and size plate...

A really big—13.75" (35 cm) in diameter—porcelain serving plate to show off provocative appetizers, charcuterie extravaganzas, and inspiring desserts. It will look great from afar while rewarding close inspection with cheeky reminders that things could be worse.   Designed by...

Say goodbye to boredom. Perhaps nothing thrills like the cold tickle of inquisitive tentacles. Imagine finishing your meal and finding a giant octopus behind your calamari! This traditional blue-willow-inspired design can be found on the seventh porcelain plate in the...

This plate was produced at our new porcelain workshop, Cmielow. Since Kristoff closed in 2023, all of our dinner plates will eventually make this switch as stock depletes. Luckily, our new workshop had an almost identical shape and size plate...

No matter how bad your day is going, these beautiful porcelain teacups and saucers graciously remind you that things could be much worse. You could also be pursued by Sasquatch, pestered by pirates, or plagued by giant frogs, and other...

All travel is dangerous. But because it attempts to defy gravity, air travel is especially perilous. That’s why experts have made lists of what is and what isn’t safe to carry on your flight. This little book is an illustrated...

This plate was produced at our new porcelain workshop, Cmielow. Since Kristoff closed in 2023, all of our dinner plates will eventually make this switch as stock depletes. Luckily, our new workshop had an almost identical shape and size plate...

You know that sinking feeling when everything seems to be swirling down the drain? Well, now you can experience that calamitous sensation at meal times. In this design, the entire landscape is bending into the insistent spin of a turbulent...

Demon Mosquitos? We must be in Michigan! A giant, bitey insect adds excitement to your traditional blue-willow-inspired dinnerware.Designed by Don Moyer and initially launched as his 72nd Kickstarter project in 2024.

The Vexations designs are a whimsical celebration of the dominant fact of modern life—that each new day seems to bring some fresh exasperation.Each bowl includes designs from Don Moyer's sketchbook featuring different calamities: Invasive Species, Ambling Armadillos, Fuzzy the Merciless,...

An active volcano and river of burning lava add excitement to your mealtime and adds new meaning to the term “hot plate.” This traditional blue-willow-inspired design can be found on the sixth porcelain plate in the Calamityware collection. Designed by...

Enterprising pirates add menace and entrepreneurial flair to your dinner plate. Look closely at the flora, fauna, architectural marvels, and innocent victims to find hidden romance. This traditional blue-willow-inspired design can be found on the fifth porcelain plate in the...

The design of these bowls features an array of mysterious omnivores from Don Moyer's sketchbook. And the explosive calamity that results if one eats EVERYTHING. These deep bowls are great for chili, ice cream, snacks, and your favorite cereal.Sold only...

Multiple poodles are always trouble, but multiple zombie poodles are far worse. Down boy! This traditional blue-willow-inspired design can be found on the 11th porcelain plate in the Calamityware collection. Designed by Don Moyer and initially launched as his 22nd...

Porcelain gravy boat, butter dish, and shaker set that will look great on the table next to your other Calamityware dinnerware.The Vegeterribles design takes a closer look at the surrounding flora—which isn’t as innocent as it might seem. Dangerous plants have...

We lose our keys. We lose our job. We lose our superpowers. But things could probably be worse. We could be plagued by pterodactyls, pursued by giant robots, or pestered by zombie poodles. These notecards, inspired by Don Moyer’s drawings...

Bonacon is a member of the Ghastly Guardians gang—adorable but ferocious characters, designed by Don Moyer, who always have your back. They may not always play by the rules, but the Ghastly Guardians are qualified to protect your goodies, save...

Imagine these oddities wriggling behind your lasagna. A wooly worm always adds excitement to your traditional blue-willow-inspired dinnerware.   Designed by Don Moyer and initially launched as his 72nd Kickstarter project in 2024.

Zooterkins is a member of the Ghastly Guardians gang—adorable but ferocious characters, designed by Don Moyer, who always have your back. They may not always play by the rules, but the Ghastly Guardians are qualified to protect your goodies, save...

If you're delighted by a good paradox, this bedding is for you. Although the Creature Comfort pattern is beautiful and exquisitely detailed, it features a plethora of yucky creatures. Upon first glance, you won't realize what you're covered in, but...

Look who dropped in! A martian spider always adds excitement to your traditional blue-willow-inspired dinnerware.   Designed by Don Moyer and initially launched as his 72nd Kickstarter project in 2024.

Grab your colored pencils, markers, paint, stamps, and crayons. Mr. Scribbles created this workbook to help spark your creativity. There are more than 60 assignments for you to complete by finishing drawings, coloring drawings, adding captions and props, and completing...

Fusilli is a member of the Ghastly Guardians gang—adorable but ferocious characters, designed by Don Moyer, who always have your back. They may not always play by the rules, but the Ghastly Guardians are qualified to protect your goodies, save...

Christmas is a delightful holiday. But the pressure to find perfect gifts, bake perfect cookies, sing perfect carols, and exhibit perfection in oodles of other ways can be daunting. But Christmas could be worse. This 10.5" porcelain dinner plate depicts...

Send smiles and warm wishes with our Peace & Joy & Coffee Greeting Cards! The cards feature Don Moyer's charming art and a cozy message of peace and joy. Perfect for dog and cat lovers.   Peace & Joy &...

It all started with a pterodactyl. Although this is the 12th porcelain plate design, this is where Calamityware began. Don Moyer, artist and all-around funny guy, says, "In 2011, I was drawing my grandma's blue-willow plate in my sketchbook, and...

Customize your set of blue-willow-inspired Calamityware dinner plates in a 12-plate discounted combination. Each porcelain dinner plate features a different calamity from Don Moyer's sketchbook. Some of these plates were produced at our new porcelain workshop, Cmielow. Since Kristoff closed...

You are probably worrying about the wrong stuff.   This book can help you better manage your anxieties by exposing you to more than 100 fears you can reject or embrace. And each is illustrated to help stimulate your dread. ...

This plate was produced at our new porcelain workshop, Cmielow. Since Kristoff closed in 2023, all of our dinner plates will eventually make this switch as stock depletes. Luckily, our new workshop had an almost identical shape and size plate...

A Christmas version of our almost-famous Things Could Be Worse travel mug. This porcelain mug is decorated with reminders that there are worse things that an imperfect Christmas. Your new travel companions include pterodactyls, Sasquatch, giant frogs, dubious musicians, walking...

Did you ever wonder where the cat was hiding on the Things Could Be Worse mugs? She's been on the saucers this whole time.   Collector note: These are the original Kristoff saucers (6.375" diameter). The new Cmielow saucers (6"...

Customize your set of blue-willow-inspired Calamityware dinner plates in an 8-plate discounted combination. Each porcelain dinner plate features a different calamity from Don Moyer's sketchbook. Some of these plates were produced at our new porcelain workshop, Cmielow. Since Kristoff closed...

Customize your set of blue-willow-inspired Calamityware dinner plates in a 4-plate discounted combination. Each porcelain dinner plate features a different calamity from Don Moyer's sketchbook.Some of these plates were produced at our new porcelain workshop, Cmielow. Since Kristoff closed in...

Bonacon is a member of the Ghastly Guardians gang—adorable but ferocious characters, designed by Don Moyer, who always have your back. They may not always play by the rules, but the Ghastly Guardians are qualified to protect your goodies, save...

Bats get mixed reviews. In China, they signal enormous good luck. In the West, bats are linked with darkness, malevolence, witchcraft, vampires, evil, and death. This pattern is from Don Moyer’s sketchbook, where there is ample evidence the artist has...

Do you ever feel like you are out of the loop when it comes to sports? You aren't alone. We think you should embrace your sports ignorance by wearing Don Moyer's Unspecified Sports Team hoodie to your next tailgate party....

The Kitchen Witch pattern pays homage to the good luck charms that our ancestors believed warded off inconvenient spirits that caused pots to boil over, meatloaves to burn, and wine bottles to mysteriously empty.While we can't guarantee the same protection...

This plate was produced at our new porcelain workshop, Cmielow. Since Kristoff closed in 2023, all of our dinner plates will eventually make this switch as stock depletes. Luckily, our new workshop had an almost identical shape and size plate...

Guess who’s invited himself to dinner? A gregarious walrus always adds excitement to your traditional blue-willow-inspired dinnerware.   Designed by Don Moyer and initially launched as his 72nd Kickstarter project in 2024.

No matter how bad your day is going, this beautiful porcelain sugar and creamer set graciously reminds you that things could be much worse. You could also be pursued by Sasquatch, pestered by pirates, or plagued by giant frogs, and...

The Vexations designs are a whimsical celebration of the dominant fact of modern life—that each new day seems to bring some fresh exasperation.Each plate includes designs from Don Moyer's sketchbook featuring different calamities: Grouchy Mammoths, Romping Dinosaurs, Hairy Giants, and...

No matter how bad your day is going, this beautiful porcelain teapot graciously reminds you that things could be much worse. You could also be pursued by Sasquatch, pestered by pirates, or plagued by giant frogs, and other inconveniences from...