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2025 Holiday Shipping Cutoff Dates
A guide to our holiday shipping cutoff dates.
$4th of July Shipping
Here are the details of our $4th of July Shipping Promotion, available to customers shipping to addresses in the United States.
Small Kitchen Witch Canister Free Gift With Purchase
Detailed rules regarding the Small Kitchen Witch Canister free gift with purchase promotion.
2023 Holiday Shipping Cutoff Dates
Here are the cutoff dates to ensure your packages are delivered in time for Christmas gift giving.
Gaggle of Weirdos Set of 8 Coasters: Free Gift with Purchase
Here are the details of the Gaggle of Weirdos Set of 8 Coasters: Free Gift with Purchase promotion.
Christmas Tote Bag Free Gift with Purchase
Here are the details of the Things Could Be Worse Christmas Tote Bag Free Gift with Purchase promotion.
White-Elephant Gift Exchange Ideas
If you are participating in a white elephant gift exchange, we can help you up your game!
Holiday Tea Towel Giveaway
Details and rules for the free holiday tea towel giveaway.
The Giant Robot Says Hi
The Giant Robot lets you know she's thinking about you, and is looking forward to the end of this crisis.
Impressively Impermanent Tattoos Free Gift with Purchase
Here are the details of the Impressively Impermanent Tattoos Free Gift with Purchase promotion.
Stuff That Fits in a Stocking
If you have hung your stockings by the chimney with care but have little hope that St. Nicolas soon will be there (no judgment!), let us help you fill that hosiery with our top 5 list of “Stuff That Fits in a Stocking.”
Walkies Letterpress Print Free Gift with Purchase
Detailed rules regarding the Walkies Letterpress Print free gift with purchase promotion.
Shoptopus Reusable Grocery Bag Free Gift with Purchase
Here are the details of the Shoptopus Reusable Grocery Bag Free Gift with Purchase promotion.
2021 Holiday Shipping Cutoff Dates
2021 Holiday shipping deadlines.
Holiday Season Things To Know
We have five things to share with you about your order. Here are the highlights, and links to more information.
Calamityware Clip & Scoop Free Gift With Purchase
Detailed rules regarding the Calamityware Clip & Scoop free gift with purchase promotion.
Calamityware Coasters Free Gift With Purchase
Detailed rules regarding the Calamityware Coasters free gift with purchase promotion.
Dubious Musician Pin Gift with $75 Purchase
Here are the details of how to get the Dubious Musician Pin Gift with Purchase.
2019 Holiday Shipping Cutoff Times
You might be wondering what the cutoff dates are in order to have your packages delivered in time for the holidays.
5 Easiest Gifts To Wrap
Do you dread wrapping holiday gifts? If you struggle with uneven sides, disobedient tape, and pesky paper cuts, fear not. Below are 5 suggestions for gifts that are easy to wrap.
2020 Keepsake Gift With $75 Purchase
Here are the details of how to get the 2020 Keepsake Gift with Purchase.
Free shipping on orders over $200
An experiment to give customers a break on absurdly expensive shipping costs.
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Creature Comfort Bedding 3
Machine wash in cold, using gentle cycle. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Do not dry clean.
Four Secrets of Customer Service
Four insights about customer service that will probably keep us out of the customer-service hall of fame.