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Creature Comfort Throw Blanket
If you're delighted by a good paradox, this bedding is for you. Although the Creature Comfort pattern is beautiful and exquisitely detailed, it features a plethora of yucky creatures. Upon first glance, you won't realize what you're covered in, but...
Make Things Worse Stickers (Pack 2)
We do our best to make more and more and more Calamityware products, but there’s never enough time for everything. We probably won’t ever fulfill our dreams of Things-Could-Be-Worse toolboxes, drums, skateboards, hand puppets, wheelchairs, steamer trunks, or laptops.Fortunately, now...
UFO Invasion Dinner Plate 4
This plate was produced at our new porcelain workshop, Cmielow. Since Kristoff closed in 2023, all of our dinner plates will eventually make this switch as stock depletes. Luckily, our new workshop had an almost identical shape and size plate...
Sea Monster Dinner Plate 3
This plate was produced at our new porcelain workshop, Cmielow. Since Kristoff closed in 2023, all of our dinner plates will eventually make this switch as stock depletes. Luckily, our new workshop had an almost identical shape and size plate...
Things Could Be Worse Silks
A traditional-looking pattern with discombobulating details to remind you of the countless inconveniences you won’t have to face today.Things Could Be Worse Silks are available on a square scarf, long scarf, and pocket square.Made from silk habotai, scarves add flair...
Giant Robot Dinner Plate 2
This plate was produced at our new porcelain workshop, Cmielow. Since Kristoff closed in 2023, all of our dinner plates will eventually make this switch as stock depletes. Luckily, our new workshop had an almost identical shape and size plate...
Things Could Be Worse Beast Bowls
Beauty for your beasts—hairy or human (or both). Heavy, porcelain bowls decorated with scenes of paradise discombobulated by calamities large and small. Available in three sizes to accommodate beasts of various dimensions: Small Beast Bowl holds 1 cup. Medium Beast...
Things Could Be Worse Teapot
No matter how bad your day is going, this beautiful porcelain teapot graciously reminds you that things could be much worse. You could also be pursued by Sasquatch, pestered by pirates, or plagued by giant frogs, and other inconveniences from...















































