UPDATE: This promotion has ended, as we have run out of Impressively Impermanent Tattoos.

Here are the details of the Impressively Impermanent Tattoos Free Gift with Purchase promotion.

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If after reading these details, you still have questions about the giveaway, please email robot@calamityware.com. We can't respond to questions posted in the comments.

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HOW TO ADD YOUR FREE IMPRESSIVELY IMPERMANENT TATTOOS
1. If your cart has $75 or more of product in it (gift card purchases are not eligible for promotional giveaways), a pop-up message will appear on the Cart page asking if you want to add the free temporary tattoos to your order.

2. If you want the Impressively Impermanent Tattoos, click Add to Cart. If you don't want the tattoos, click, "No thanks."

3. Be patient on the Cart page to allow the pop-up to load. If you have over $75 in your cart, the pop-up will eventually appear after several seconds. If it's not working, make sure you have pop-ups enabled in your web browser.

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TIMING
4. The promotion starts on Friday, March 29, 2024, at 12:01 a.m., Eastern time, long before you're thinking about what April Fool's Day pranks you'll pull this year.

5. The promotion ends when supplies run out.

6. If you make a purchase outside of the promotion period, you cannot receive a free pack of temporary tattoos. Please don’t ask. Saying no is really hard for Robot, so don't put that kind of pressure on her. 

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THRESHOLD
7. If you purchase more than $75 worth of product (not including shipping or taxes), you will receive a FREE pack of Impressively Impermanent Tattoos, while supplies last. If your shopping cart isn’t up to the $75 level, browse around our site. We have some lower-priced items you can add on that make great gifts...kitchen textiles, playing cards and puzzles, notecards, stickers, BADbandanas, books, pins, etc. You’re sure to find something.

8. Just to clarify, only one free pack of temporary tattoos per order, no matter the size of your shopping cart over $75.

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SHIPPING
9. If your order qualifies to receive the Impressively Impermanent Tattoos, your shipping costs will be adjusted slightly to accommodate the addition of the tattoos. Shipping is a necessary evil. We’re sorry it has to be this way. If you prefer not to receive the free tattoos, you can delete them from your shopping cart before you check out. As a reminder, we are offering free shipping for U.S. orders over $200.

Please note that the free temporary tattoos must be shipped with the rest of your order. So, if you are buying a platter for Aunt Sally but you want to keep the tattoos, you should have the package shipped to your address and make arrangements to visit Aunt Sally to give her the platter. She misses you.

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DESIGN
10. The Impressively Impermanent Tattoos are made by Sticker Mule using FDA-approved inks, and are safe on the skin and easy to apply. They last for one to three days. Included in this pack are 3 temporary tattoos designs, including Giant Robot (found on Calamityware Plate 2), Fuzzy the Merciless (found on the Vexations shallow bowls), and Reaper (found on various products including the Calamityware Travel Mug and t-shirts).