Many people ask me, “Don, how can I enjoy summer knowing I might be eaten by sharks?”
I follow three guiding principles and so far no shark has eaten me, so they must be working. I hope they work for you.
1. Don’t wriggle.
2. Try not to look like food.
3. Stay away from water.
Simple, right? Check the facts. Almost all shark attacks involve provocatively wriggling victims enticing hungry sharks to approach them in the waves. Sit still in the bar and you shouldn’t be troubled.
Let me know if these guidelines work for you.
Pittsburgh, June 25, 2019