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Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
I got so many comments when shopping with this tote that I had to purchase another. Dinosaurs don't like to shop alone, you know.
Love these shopping bags. Sturdy and they hold plenty.
I bought 2. These are the first "cloth" grocery bags that didn't rip on me on the 1st or 2nd use. They are sturdy AF and cute AS. the cashiers love them. I'm finally getting into a routine using them, so I am buying 2 more. :)
LOVE THESE. Loved the first one so much I bought two more. They're the perfect size for groceries and the straps easily go over my shoulder. Makes lugging stuff up to my apartment MUCH easier.
I absolutely love this bag. Someone gifted me one and I loved it so much I came here and bought another one to match it when I go shopping, I get silly looks from the bagger at the store and it makes me smile. If I can put a smile on someone's face then I've done my work. These are foldable and easy to carry around with you. They are very strong and wash up well. I was impressed the other night that it sat well on my seat and didn't tip over when I had to hit the breaks a bit harder than normal. All my groceries were fine. I also take this bag into other stores and fill it up and take it to checkout. So much easier than pushing a cart around. It also is not see through so it offers some privacy for those little things that are private when you walk through the store. I don't like standing in line at the pharmacy and everyone seeing what you are buying. Would love to see more Dino shoppers out there and make this a thing. The bags are so funny and reliable <3
Sturdy construction as well as fun
These are the best grocery totes I’ve ever used. The quality is excellent. Zero worry of the straps breaking or the seems splitting. They’re very sturdy and big enough to hold quite a lot. I’ve been using mine for at least 3 years now and am so impressed. I’ve began ordering extras at the holidays to use as gift bags because these totes are themselves a present! They wash well too. Just don’t put them in the dryer; make sure to hang to dry.
Cute, functional, and fun to carry around!
Beautiful bag, I’m sure my friend (who I gifted it to) loved it!
I love this sac. Very sturdy and vibrant color makes it easy to find in my car!
