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Skedaddleosaurus Bags
Skedaddleosaurus Bags
Skedaddleosaurus Bags
Skedaddleosaurus Bags
Skedaddleosaurus Bags
Skedaddleosaurus Bags
Skedaddleosaurus Bags
Skedaddleosaurus Bags

Skedaddleosaurus Bags

$ 60.00

With the Skedaddleosaurus Bags, you don’t have to leave good taste behind while making your escape. Whether you’re getting away for the weekend or starting a permanent, dystopian road trip, these are the bags for you.

These quilted-cotton tote bags are enlivened with two distinctive patterns. Exterior is dinosaurs escaping on bicycles and interior features complementary pattern of menacing asteroids. Pattern designs by Don Moyer in soothing palette of Bright Aqua, Teal, Caribbean Sea, and Caviar.

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TOTE BAG

• Full top zip to secure your goodies.
• One exterior pocket—with a zipper.
• Six slip pockets on the inside to keep your granola bars separate from your gold bars.
• Flat bottom for stability in turbulent times.
• Large enough to hold two chihuahuas with room to spare.
• Dimensions: 14”W x 6”L x 13”H. Strap drop approximately 12” for over-the-shoulder use.

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DUFFEL BAG 

• Full top zip to secure your goodies.
• Three exterior pockets—one zipper pocket on the front and two slip pockets on the ends.
• Six slip pockets on the inside to keep your ray gun separate from your Ray-Bans. 
• Flat bottom for stability in turbulent times.
• Large enough to hold an unconscious English Bulldog.
• Dimensions: 20”W x 10”L x 12”H. Strap drop approximately 16” for over-the-shoulder use.

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Care: Machine washable. First, remove your stuff and the bottom stiffener. Then, machine wash in cold water on gentle cycle with mild detergent. Dry flat. Do not bleach. Do not iron. Then put your stuff back in.

Customer Reviews

Based on 31 reviews
94%
(29)
6%
(2)
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S
S.H.
Joy in a bag

My husband surprised me with the duffel & tote last week. I immediately put them to use as knitting bags. The tote is a great size for most smaller-than-a-blanket projects with plenty of room for knitting/crocheting tools, multiple skeins, the pattern book, and my phone/headphones for listening to an audiobook or podcast while I work. The duffel bag, however, is without question the finest blanket-sized knitting solution I have ever tried. It has plenty of room for the skeins & tools, as well as for the increasingly giant blanket being built. In the past, I had been forced to use a giant plastic bin to store my yarn & blanket-in-progress. The duffel bag is both much more fun and much easier to tote up and down the stairs. Plus it has dinosaurs! Hence, the Joy in a Bag 5 - star rating. :)

E
E.
Beautiful!

My bags arrived today . They are very well made and the print is hilarious! I can’t wait for my next road trip.

M
M.
Love the Dinosaurs!

This is a great tote! Not only is the fabric fun, but the bag itself is light and sturdy. It has an outside pocket big enough for my keys, which I love since I can never find them. The handles are great and fit comfortably on my shoulder. I love that there are lots of different kinds of dinosaurs riding the penny-farthing. If you are attracted to this bag, you will not be disappointed. Baby Yoda hand sanitizer sold separately. Keep up the good work Don and crew of bring us fun items to add to our china purchases!

N
N.
Wonderful tote and duffle bags

I received both of my bags. They are perfect. I love everything about them, from the color to the dinosaurs and don't forget the meteors. I am never disappointed in Calamityware.

L
L.
The ultimate bag for 2020!

I received my bag from Fedex yesterday. What fantastic colors inside and out. Did not realize the variety of the dinosaurs dashing for their lives on their bicycles. So sturdy but will not fit my 50 pound hunting dog very well but he thinks it makes a comfy pillow. So happy I purchased this ( the dog actually got it for me for my birthday as he heard me sighing over such beautiful bags). Am waiting to see what else the future holds. Thanks for all the thrills!

C
C.P.
I love it!

My tote bag is so wonderful. I can use it to haul yarn or projects, which is what occupies it presently. I can sit and meditate on all the little dinosaurs running away from the falling meteors, which they can't actually see, meteors being on the inside. It appears to be well-made, another bonus feature! I highly recommend the tote for design and practicality, as well as jolly good fun! BTW, the tote is very roomy, with handy pockets inside and out.

C
C.C.
Cute Bag

I needed to purchase this for my daughter as a gift (hope she doesn’t see this). She is a BMX rider at 28! She has an affinity for the T-Rex so this bag was a win all around. Love the detail and the tote itself!

L
L.
Such a great bag!

Bought it for the print, of course, but so many organization areas! Wonderful - as are all items I've bought from Calamityware (or -wear, as the case may be).

N
N.
LOVE IT

Great quality, perfect size, super cute and lots of compliments.

C
C.
Amazing tote bag!

This is a great tote bag! Useful and distinctive. It has everything I need/want in a tote bag. Long handles so I can carry it easily over my shoulder, a zippered pocket on the outside for my sunglasses, pockets inside, and lots of room. The print on the fabric... What can I say? How do you top dinosaurs riding bicycles? Does it get any better than extinct Saurians on two-wheeled conveyances? The fabric makes me absurdly happy. Seriously, every time I look at the bag, I smile. This is now my favorite tote bag. I will carry it happily for many years.

Customer Reviews

Based on 31 reviews
94%
(29)
6%
(2)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
S
S.H.
Joy in a bag

My husband surprised me with the duffel & tote last week. I immediately put them to use as knitting bags. The tote is a great size for most smaller-than-a-blanket projects with plenty of room for knitting/crocheting tools, multiple skeins, the pattern book, and my phone/headphones for listening to an audiobook or podcast while I work. The duffel bag, however, is without question the finest blanket-sized knitting solution I have ever tried. It has plenty of room for the skeins & tools, as well as for the increasingly giant blanket being built. In the past, I had been forced to use a giant plastic bin to store my yarn & blanket-in-progress. The duffel bag is both much more fun and much easier to tote up and down the stairs. Plus it has dinosaurs! Hence, the Joy in a Bag 5 - star rating. :)

E
E.
Beautiful!

My bags arrived today . They are very well made and the print is hilarious! I can’t wait for my next road trip.

M
M.
Love the Dinosaurs!

This is a great tote! Not only is the fabric fun, but the bag itself is light and sturdy. It has an outside pocket big enough for my keys, which I love since I can never find them. The handles are great and fit comfortably on my shoulder. I love that there are lots of different kinds of dinosaurs riding the penny-farthing. If you are attracted to this bag, you will not be disappointed. Baby Yoda hand sanitizer sold separately. Keep up the good work Don and crew of bring us fun items to add to our china purchases!

N
N.
Wonderful tote and duffle bags

I received both of my bags. They are perfect. I love everything about them, from the color to the dinosaurs and don't forget the meteors. I am never disappointed in Calamityware.

L
L.
The ultimate bag for 2020!

I received my bag from Fedex yesterday. What fantastic colors inside and out. Did not realize the variety of the dinosaurs dashing for their lives on their bicycles. So sturdy but will not fit my 50 pound hunting dog very well but he thinks it makes a comfy pillow. So happy I purchased this ( the dog actually got it for me for my birthday as he heard me sighing over such beautiful bags). Am waiting to see what else the future holds. Thanks for all the thrills!

C
C.P.
I love it!

My tote bag is so wonderful. I can use it to haul yarn or projects, which is what occupies it presently. I can sit and meditate on all the little dinosaurs running away from the falling meteors, which they can't actually see, meteors being on the inside. It appears to be well-made, another bonus feature! I highly recommend the tote for design and practicality, as well as jolly good fun! BTW, the tote is very roomy, with handy pockets inside and out.

C
C.C.
Cute Bag

I needed to purchase this for my daughter as a gift (hope she doesn’t see this). She is a BMX rider at 28! She has an affinity for the T-Rex so this bag was a win all around. Love the detail and the tote itself!

L
L.
Such a great bag!

Bought it for the print, of course, but so many organization areas! Wonderful - as are all items I've bought from Calamityware (or -wear, as the case may be).

N
N.
LOVE IT

Great quality, perfect size, super cute and lots of compliments.

C
C.
Amazing tote bag!

This is a great tote bag! Useful and distinctive. It has everything I need/want in a tote bag. Long handles so I can carry it easily over my shoulder, a zippered pocket on the outside for my sunglasses, pockets inside, and lots of room. The print on the fabric... What can I say? How do you top dinosaurs riding bicycles? Does it get any better than extinct Saurians on two-wheeled conveyances? The fabric makes me absurdly happy. Seriously, every time I look at the bag, I smile. This is now my favorite tote bag. I will carry it happily for many years.