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Time-Travel Bloopers Throw Blanket

Name: Time-Travel Bloopers Throw Blanket
Brand: Calamityware
SKU: TX417
Price: 77.0 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (28 reviews)

$ 77.00

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◄Description

Time travel can be messy. Like the time you returned from a prehistoric visit and a microraptor accidentally came through the time portal in your luggage. Or the time you went back to the 60s to get a copy of your grandmother's recipe for hushpuppies and somehow prevented your sister's existence. Don't you hate when that happens?

Discombobulated timelines are the theme of Don Moyer's new, old-fashioned-looking cotton throw. The design is an homage to traditional textiles (quilting, needlepoint, and embroidery) with the added thrill of mammoths and space ships, a hint of vintage video games, and more surprises. All in a cozy, warm, terra cotta and cream combo.

◄Dimensions & More Info

100% cotton.
50"W x 70"L (127 cm x 178 cm).
Woven in terracotta and natural cream on a centro jacquard loom to produce a rich, dimensional surface reminiscent of quilted blankets.
Meets OEKO-TEX® Certification requirements.
Designed by Don Moyer and initially launched as his 61st Kickstarter project in 2022.
Specially created for us by Liliana and her wizards at the Piscatextil workshop in Portugal.

◄Care

Machine wash in cold, using gentle cycle.
Do not bleach.
Tumble dry low.
Do not dry clean.

◄Shipping & Returns

Shipping Information:

We offer a variety of different shipping options so you can choose what works best for your order. Cost and delivery times will be calculated at checkout. All shipping times are estimates and are not guaranteed. We offer free U.S. shipping on orders over $200 (automatically applied at checkout, we pick the shipping method).

Shipping & Return Policies:

Click here to find shipping and return policies. Questions? Email us at Robot@calamityware.com.

Where it's made

Using the classic technology of an extra-wide jacquard loom, our friends at Piscatextil in Portugal painstakingly weave our patterns into cotton throws, bedspreads, towels, and rugs. Everyone loves the substantial weight of these textiles and the delightful texture that results from the interaction of the dark and light threads.

Who we are

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

I returned from a trip to open an unexpected box - filled with *this*. I wasn’t able to join the kickstarter for this myself and was heartbroken, only for my sister to surprise me as a birthday present. I have the previous blanket, both throw and queen sized, and this is just as well made. The design is woven in, not printed, the texture is durable but still pleasant, it washes well and if you treat it with care, is not prone to staining. Once again, absolutely worth the money for the craftsmanship alone, and the fact the design is brilliant is just aces.

Such a wonderful throw

My kids love this! I have a 4 year old and a 5 year old, and they love pointing out all the things on the throw. the design is hilarious, and the craftmanship is top quality! totally worth it!

Oh the fabric!! Oh the design!!

Everyone on our holiday list received the throw blanket this year as their St. Nick gift. After buying and loving the queen bed set for ourselves in blue, I decided to throw caution to the wind and get the throws for gifting. They are all smitten, the fabric is delightful and the design is enthralling. Win-Win-Win.

LOVE!

I have the king size bedspread. The bats, navy. It's my favourite thing ever. The hand of the fabric is fabulous - thick, soft, drapey, just ridiculous. Now, I'm reviewing here because I really need them to see this. I need a throw! But the colour isn't me. PLEASE make this throw in a different colourway. A soft periwinkle wouldn't be out of your design aesthetic and your girl here will buy it the very second you post it on your site! I AM NOT KIDDING. Take more of my money. Please.

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Awesome seller!!!

Gorgeous and high quality

The stitching is fantastic and the design is enthralling. I bought this as a gift for someone and now wish I’d ordered two!

I love this classic look was such a fun spin perfect just perfect for my house. I couldn’t imagine it being much better.

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