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Remember the dark ages...when your castle was safe and outside everything was chaos and pestilence? Seems like that classic era is coming back, right? So, Don has drawn a fresh heraldic device you can wear when you must go out. Even if you don’t know the difference between an escutcheon and an elephant rampant, you’ll thrill to the added gentility this frisky, multi-color design brings to a fine-quality t-shirt. The coat of arms can also be found on our majestic porcelain beer stein.
Printed on Bella+Canvas maroon t-shirt (100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton).
Also available as a t-shirt in a relaxed women's cut and our majestic porcelain beer stein.
The design is distressed and printed using a vintage screen printing style which means the graphic will be lightweight and slightly transparent. The ink will sit proudly on top of the fabric but still has a fairly soft hand.
Screenprinted in Pittsburgh, PA, by Commonwealth Press.
Designed by Don Moyer.
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Shipping Information:
We offer a variety of different shipping options so you can choose what works best for your order. Cost and delivery times will be calculated at checkout. All shipping times are estimates and are not guaranteed. We offer free U.S. shipping on orders over $200 (automatically applied at checkout, we pick the shipping method).
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These garments are lovingly silkscreened by the folks at Commonwealth Press, an artist-run shop located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They’re darned good at what they do, have mastered all the application techniques we require, and they treat their customers and employees right.
Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
