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Toxic is easily over stimulated and isn’t afraid to give “the business” to anyone who need to keep their distance. Channel your inner toxic and protect your inner peace the
next time you are in public and someone is breathing down your neck, making you want to scream,
“Don’t touch me!”.
Toxic is easily over stimulated and isn’t afraid to give “the business” to anyone who need to keep their distance. Channel your inner toxic and protect your inner peace the
next time you are in public and someone is breathing down your neck, making you want to scream,
“Don’t touch me!”.
Grump takes ‘clubbing” to a whole new meaning, and by new, we mean really old, like how clubs were used by cavemen for clobbering. Grump lives a simple life, free
from social media, distractions, and modern weaponry. Channel your inner Grump next time you are feeling inadequate or
unable to live up to today’s impossible standards.
Smash those standards!
Grump takes ‘clubbing” to a whole new meaning, and by new, we mean really old, like how clubs were used by cavemen for clobbering. Grump lives a simple life, free
from social media, distractions, and modern weaponry. Channel your inner Grump next time you are feeling inadequate or
unable to live up to today’s impossible standards.
Smash those standards!
Darla-Classy CurseDarla is one of six Ghastly Guardians, a gang of adorable but ferocious characters who always have yourback. Darla has short legs, and an even shorter fuse. She has all the energy of a fiercely loyal, yet bitey,chihuahua, and you will typically find her emerging as the boss of any situation requiring some verbal muscle. Darla isn't afraid to put people in their place and would definitely be quick to help secure you are fund on that Airbnb that didn't look like the pictures. Channel your inner Darla when nothing less than a classy curse or two is necessary
Darla-Classy CurseDarla is one of six Ghastly Guardians, a gang of adorable but ferocious characters who always have yourback. Darla has short legs, and an even shorter fuse. She has all the energy of a fiercely loyal, yet bitey,chihuahua, and you will typically find her emerging as the boss of any situation requiring some verbal muscle. Darla isn't afraid to put people in their place and would definitely be quick to help secure you are fund on that Airbnb that didn't look like the pictures. Channel your inner Darla when nothing less than a classy curse or two is necessary
Bonacon is that friend that shows up to every occasion dressed to the nines, doing the most, and that’s okay. People have a way of attempting to make over-dressed people feel foolish, but Bonocan poses proudly in their bows, ready to say“So what, I look good!”Channel your inner Bonacon next time someone asks you“What’s the special occasion?!”in attempt to make you feel bad for wearing what you love. Embrace your extra!
Bonacon is that friend that shows up to every occasion dressed to the nines, doing the most, and that’s okay. People have a way of attempting to make over-dressed people feel foolish, but Bonocan poses proudly in their bows, ready to say“So what, I look good!”Channel your inner Bonacon next time someone asks you“What’s the special occasion?!”in attempt to make you feel bad for wearing what you love. Embrace your extra!
Zooterkins is a loveable little gal with a stabby little knife. She attacks everyday challenges with calm, collected zeal, and has no problem getting straight to the (sharp) point when she has an issue. Channel your inner Zooterkins next time you need to defeat a foe (or make a scary phone call) with confidence and courage. She is a self-advocate, and encourages everyone to do the same.
Zooterkins is a loveable little gal with a stabby little knife. She attacks everyday challenges with calm, collected zeal, and has no problem getting straight to the (sharp) point when she has an issue. Channel your inner Zooterkins next time you need to defeat a foe (or make a scary phone call) with confidence and courage. She is a self-advocate, and encourages everyone to do the same.
It might not look like there are many thoughts behind Fusilli's eyes, and you might be right. Silly Fusilli livesfor joy, fun, and naive happiness. He's one of those guys that you just can't seem to be mad at, and theperfect companion to have on your side to diffuse tension with a laugh. He also hefts a helping halberd,which is kind of scary. Who gave him that? Does he know how to use it? Channel your inner Fusilli when youneed a reminder not to take life too seriously
It might not look like there are many thoughts behind Fusilli's eyes, and you might be right. Silly Fusilli livesfor joy, fun, and naive happiness. He's one of those guys that you just can't seem to be mad at, and theperfect companion to have on your side to diffuse tension with a laugh. He also hefts a helping halberd,which is kind of scary. Who gave him that? Does he know how to use it? Channel your inner Fusilli when youneed a reminder not to take life too seriously
I love the design and it seems quite well made. I have used it for baking a few times, and despite washing it carefully afterwards every time it is starting to get amber spots that no longer clean off. So, yes it is quite functional as a baking dish, but it will quickly look like a baking dish if you use it that way. In hindsight I’d probably only use it as a serving dish. In Don’s care blog he says not to subject porcelain to extreme temperature - which is at odds with the description here describing it as a baking dish. So just something to be aware of when you get your order. If you want it to stay white DO NOT use this casserole dish for baking. Even if you clean it very carefully every time, it will soon have discoloration within the porcelain that does not come off.
I bought this plate design when it hit the store. I have all the other plates, but this is my new favorite. It's fun to have dinner with a furry worm creature. And the border is charming.
I was drinking out of my mug during a recent zoom call, and after someone spotted it, the next ten minutes were spent with the mug up to the screen, showing everyone all of the illustrations. It's sturdy, large, has a useful handle size and shape (very important for proper drinking!), and is so fun to look at! I can't speak to the lid issues because I'm not using it as a travel mug. I just love having a nice huge tea mug to use around home.
I've got the back sack, and it is beyond perfect! Both larger and sturdier than I expected. There are lots of pockets inside and out, so you can keep everything separate and safe. There's even the perfect little inside pocket for my trifocal glasses, which I have to take off to keep from wiping out during a hot pickleball game. It's full of thoughtful details, including an awesome little red demon zipper pull. And, of course, the DEMONS everywhere! When I was shopping, I wondered if it was really worth the price. It is!! If you're on the fence, just order :D
This is the best thing I've purchased online, possibly ever. It makes me happy to have a solid coffee mug with a spill lid. But the doodles on this thing. I could stare at it forever. It tickles my funny bone to no end. Thank you Calamityware. I'll be purchasing, and sharing the mirth.👏💙🤍
Arrived on time and was in perfect condition. Items as described and great quality. Pleased with purchase and seller.
These are a hoot! Only the observant will notice 🤭.
I originslly bought two but my very careless son chipped them. Hes older now, so we’re back for more!
I love this key chain! It's a lovely weight and color and the enamel is excellent. It's bigger than I thought it would be because I willfully Ignored that you said how big it was. :D You guys have all the best stuff!!!!!
Bought a mug on a whim and now that I have it, have studied it, and used it. I'll be getting more, not only for myself but as gifts.
Both the mug and the artwork are high quality. Looking forward to more designs!
Calamityware has the greatest stuff. I just got my shirt yesterday and it's well made and super awesome. I get so many compliments.
Will buy from them again!
Absolutely love this! I am gonna order a second one for work. Beautifuly done!
Beautiful and fun dishes! Arrived on time and were as described, great quality! Very pleased!
Quality product, areived quickly and was as described.
Arrived quickly, well packaged and as described. Very pleased with product and seller.
Beautiful, fun, functional bowls for everyday use.
I highly recommend this company for great products.
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