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We are surrounded by rude, loud, smelly, selfish creatures who don’t know how to behave. Don Moyer decided to do something about it. This book offers 50 principles to help the ill-mannered behave with civility and grace.
Each of the captions in this book is a small poem. It has been said that a good poem helps change the shape of the universe. Well these aren’t that kind of poem, but they get the job done and may make you smile.
As a public service, Don illustrated these principles to make them vivid and easy to remember. Also, it was an excuse for Don to draw strange creatures doing rude things.
Hardcover book written and illustrated by Don Moyer.
Bundle with our other little books at a discount here.
Sixty-eight black and white pages plus color end sheets and a color dust jacket. Some say this book is not appropriate for children...or prudes.
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Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
Smaller than I expected but cute nonetheless.
Shipped on time! It is smaller than I expected but will still make a nice gift. Thanks!
I never received this product....but I bet it would have been an enjoyable read with my boys.
This is actually a very good book about etiquette, silliness aside. But then, why would we want to put the silliness aside? What could have been an informative but dull etiquette book is made fun by having been written in whimsical verse and illustrated with some wonderfully weird monsters! It's great fun!
So I bought 3 thinking I would give them to my grandson and daughter and keep one for myself. The drawings were great but I was so disappointed that it was inappropriate for youngsters and a little too gross for good friends. I think you could do better.
We are giving this little book to our Russian daughter-in-law who is very proper over matters of etiquette.
I think I need to give a copy of this book to every little boy I know!!!
We’ve needed a book like this for some time. I enjoyed it very much, even though it doesn’t apply to me 😇. Hope there’s a sequel.
Gave this as a gift to a mom with a younger son - chuckles heard all around.
Big hit with my grandson- he's on the spectrum and has a lot trouble understanding and navigating social interactions and boundaries, and I was hoping this was a way to help him learn some things about fitting in. He's really into monsters right now, so hopefully that will help him remember some 'etiquette' pointers
