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Things Could Be Worse Kitchen Textiles

$ 14.00
Item:
Placemats (Pack of 4)
Napkins (Pack of 4)
Tea Towels (Pack of 3)
Apron
Oven Mitt
Pot Holders (Pack of 2)
One Set Of Each

We are currently out of Aprons. We expect more in Spring of 2022.

We've heard people say that they can't get enough Calamityware. These new kitchen and dining room textiles put that sentiment to the test. All of your favorite Calamities are jammed into a loud, endless, traditional landscape. All textiles are printed in Calamityware blue on white 100% cotton by textile wizards in India. Machine washable. 

Available items are:

Placemats (4 in each set) - 13.5" X 19"

Napkins (4 in each set) - 18" X 18"

Tea Towels (3 in each set) - 18.5" X 27.5" - includes corner loop

Apron (sold individually) - 33" X 29" - includes front pocket

Oven Mitt (sold individually) - 7.5" X 13"

Pot Holders (2 in each set) - 8" X 8"

One Set Of Each - 4 Placemats, 4 Napkins, 3 Tea Towels, 1 Apron, 1 Oven Mitt, 2 Pot Holders.

 

Customer Reviews

Based on 39 reviews
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Arlene S.
Washes up great!

First outing with the apron, of course I spill molasses all over myself. But it washed up beautifully and no permanent staining (phew!) I was cooking for my 85YO mom and she said “what a pretty apron!” So I told her to look closer and she said “There’s a monster!” and started giggling like anything, so a hit for all ages.

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John R.
Whimsical practicality - excellent

We needed new pot holders. We needed new napkins. Partly because our existing stock was old and tired, but also because they were devoid of silliness. Calamityware to the rescue. We love the new stuff, and the old stuff has been sent to a farm upstate.

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Sam B.
Scary cool!

Being something of a placemat connoisseur I was pleasantly surprised by the super high quality of these placements. The subject matter may be ever so slightly silly, but someone obviously took materials and craftsmanship very seriously. And delivery was faster than a speeding pterodactyl. Strong work!

K
K. E.
love these

Fantastic quality. I have tea towels and an apron, and I love them. The tea towel has one of those little hang-off-the-cabinet knobs loops that is sturdy and does not slip off said knob easily. The apron has a pocket! And it's thick, absorbent, and apparently impervious to tomato stains.

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Laura
My cooking is a calamity!

These high quality, fiendishly printed kitchen textiles suit my cooking style perfectly. Monsters are great company when I am stirring up a witches brew

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ILYSE S.
Napkins are delightful 😊

Great napkins! Thick material and absorbent. Adorable design (of course). Perfect to commemorate 2020-2021. I highly recommend!

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Linda M.
Perfect for kids of all ages

My 12 year old grandson loves a well set table. We bought these as a family gift for them because they’re fun for all ages and encourage fun family dining.🥰 I am also very pleased with the quality of the placemats.

B
Briana K.
Best napkins ever!

I’m a little obsessed with the “things could be worse” pattern, ever since a friend got me the mug. I purchased the napkins and they are awesome. They are high-quality and wash well, but, most importantly, they are the source of wonderful dinner conversation and amusement when guests get close enough to realize they are not boring old napkins. They are whimsical and creative and fun. 100% recommend!

D
Dena M.
Best placemats

Great imagery; wash well. A good basic addition to our daily table setting.

M
MIW
Everybody needs tea towels -- THESE tea towels!

I'm enamored with all things CalamityWare, and the TCBW collection is especially resonant, providing a friendly reminder in these our troubled times. These fabulous tea towels have recently become my go-to Fun Mail for all kinds of people for no occasion at all -- because everybody needs tea towels, whether they know it or not -- and these are very good quality (with the all important hook-loop), designed and made to provide years of service and amusement. Plus they get shipped light lightning, thanks to the awesome customer service of CalamityWare's Giant Robot. Who could ask for anything more?? Thank you!!

Customer Reviews

Based on 39 reviews
97%
(38)
3%
(1)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
A
Arlene S.
Washes up great!

First outing with the apron, of course I spill molasses all over myself. But it washed up beautifully and no permanent staining (phew!) I was cooking for my 85YO mom and she said “what a pretty apron!” So I told her to look closer and she said “There’s a monster!” and started giggling like anything, so a hit for all ages.

J
John R.
Whimsical practicality - excellent

We needed new pot holders. We needed new napkins. Partly because our existing stock was old and tired, but also because they were devoid of silliness. Calamityware to the rescue. We love the new stuff, and the old stuff has been sent to a farm upstate.

S
Sam B.
Scary cool!

Being something of a placemat connoisseur I was pleasantly surprised by the super high quality of these placements. The subject matter may be ever so slightly silly, but someone obviously took materials and craftsmanship very seriously. And delivery was faster than a speeding pterodactyl. Strong work!

K
K. E.
love these

Fantastic quality. I have tea towels and an apron, and I love them. The tea towel has one of those little hang-off-the-cabinet knobs loops that is sturdy and does not slip off said knob easily. The apron has a pocket! And it's thick, absorbent, and apparently impervious to tomato stains.

L
Laura
My cooking is a calamity!

These high quality, fiendishly printed kitchen textiles suit my cooking style perfectly. Monsters are great company when I am stirring up a witches brew

I
ILYSE S.
Napkins are delightful 😊

Great napkins! Thick material and absorbent. Adorable design (of course). Perfect to commemorate 2020-2021. I highly recommend!

L
Linda M.
Perfect for kids of all ages

My 12 year old grandson loves a well set table. We bought these as a family gift for them because they’re fun for all ages and encourage fun family dining.🥰 I am also very pleased with the quality of the placemats.

B
Briana K.
Best napkins ever!

I’m a little obsessed with the “things could be worse” pattern, ever since a friend got me the mug. I purchased the napkins and they are awesome. They are high-quality and wash well, but, most importantly, they are the source of wonderful dinner conversation and amusement when guests get close enough to realize they are not boring old napkins. They are whimsical and creative and fun. 100% recommend!

D
Dena M.
Best placemats

Great imagery; wash well. A good basic addition to our daily table setting.

M
MIW
Everybody needs tea towels -- THESE tea towels!

I'm enamored with all things CalamityWare, and the TCBW collection is especially resonant, providing a friendly reminder in these our troubled times. These fabulous tea towels have recently become my go-to Fun Mail for all kinds of people for no occasion at all -- because everybody needs tea towels, whether they know it or not -- and these are very good quality (with the all important hook-loop), designed and made to provide years of service and amusement. Plus they get shipped light lightning, thanks to the awesome customer service of CalamityWare's Giant Robot. Who could ask for anything more?? Thank you!!