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Book Bundle

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Did you know that Don is an author? Well, mostly he creates books so that he has an excuse to draw more weird stuff. Enjoy his musings on proper etiquette, why you should avoid space travel, and what you can and can't take on an airplane, all in a discounted bundle. Illustrated by Don Moyer himself. 

Includes Monster Etiquette, Stay Home, and Carry On.

Dimensions & More Info
  • Each hardcover book measures 4.1" x 5.8" (10.5 cm x 14.5 cm)
  • Authored (if you use the term very loosely) and illustrated by Don Moyer.
  • Made in China.
Because these books are little and easy to wrap, they make superb gifts.
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Who we are

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

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