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Skedaddleosaurus Bags

Item: Duffel

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Description

With the Skedaddleosaurus Bags, you don’t have to leave good taste behind while making your escape. Whether you’re getting away for the weekend or starting a permanent, dystopian road trip, these are the bags for you.

These quilted-cotton tote bags are enlivened with two distinctive patterns. The exterior pattern has dinosaurs escaping on bicycles and the interior of the bag features a complementary pattern of menacing asteroids. Pattern designs by Don Moyer in a soothing palette of Bright Aqua, Teal, Caribbean Sea, and Caviar.

Available in a tote bag and a duffle bag.

Tote bag is large enough to hold two chihuahuas with room to spare.

Duffle bag is big enough to hold an unconscious English bulldog.

Dimensions & More Info

TOTE BAG

  • Dimensions: 14”W x 6”L x 13”H (35.5 cm x 15 cm x 33 cm). Strap drop approximately 12” (30.5 cm) for over-the-shoulder use.
  • Full top zip to secure your goodies.
  • One exterior pocket—with a zipper.
  • Six slip pockets on the inside to keep your granola bars separate from your gold bars.
  • Flat bottom for stability in turbulent times.
  • Large enough to hold two chihuahuas with room to spare.



DUFFEL BAG

  • Dimensions: 20”W x 10”L x 12”H (60 cm x 25.5 cm x 30.5 cm). Strap drop approximately 16” (40.5 cm) for over-the-shoulder use.
  • Full top zip to secure your goodies.
  • Three exterior pockets—one zipper pocket on the front and two slip pockets on the ends.
  • Six slip pockets on the inside to keep your ray gun separate from your Ray-Bans.
  • Flat bottom for stability in turbulent times.

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  • Both bags are designed by Don Moyer and initially launched as his 48th Kickstarter project in 2020.
  • Made in China.
Use & Care
Use:
TOTE: Makes a great diaper bag, so we're told. Large enough to hold two chihuahuas with room to spare.

DUFFEL BAG: Perfect carry on bag for travel by air. Be sure to check your airline carry-on size guidelines, as they may vary. Large enough to hold an unconscious English bulldog.

Care:
  • Machine washable (for instructions, read on).
  • First, remove your stuff and the bottom stiffener.
  • Then, machine wash in cold water on gentle cycle with mild detergent.
  • Dry flat.
  • Do not bleach.
  • Do not iron.
  • Then put your stuff back in.

    Shipping & Returns

    Shipping Information:

    We offer a variety of different shipping options so you can choose what works best for your order. Cost and delivery times will be calculated at checkout. All shipping times are estimates and are not guaranteed. We offer free U.S. shipping on orders over $200 (automatically applied at checkout, we pick the shipping method).

     

    Shipping & Return Policies:

    Click here to find shipping and return policies. Questions? Email us at Robot@calamityware.com.

    Who we are

    Who we are

    Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

    Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

    Customer Reviews

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    Lisa T.
    Love the bag, but not the construction

    Don't get me wrong, this is a fabulous bag with whimsical peddling dinos and it is well designed, but the zipper broke the second time I used it, and no I did not overstuff with too many sleeping bulldogs. I had a better quality zipper installed, and then the stitching on the handles started to unravel. I've spent many hours restitching the handles and fixing a few seams that also wanted to unravel. Maybe I bought a lemon instead of a bag. Calamityware products are usually top notch, so the issues with this bag are really surprising and disappointing.

    We're so sorry about the trouble you had with your bag. You're right, we strive to provide top-notch quality products, so to hear that the bag has given you trouble is not what we typically hear from customers. It sounds like perhaps you did get a lemon. We definitely would have resolved this for you if we were aware of the issues, as it looks like you bought the bag in November of 2022. Anyway, we will reach out to you directly to make this right. Thank you for the feedback.

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    Meredyth W.
    Dinos are great traveling companions

    I love this duffle bag. It fit enough to take me on a six day vacation, and fit easily in the overhead compartment of the plane. The various pockets and compartments held masks, hand sanitizer, home test kits and other things I hoped I would never again travel with. Sigh. At least my pandemic supplies were well organized.
    Several people commented favorably on it, and asked where I got it. The print is delightful, and the inside shows why the dinosaurs are busy fleeing.
    Buy it! Use it! Enjoy it!

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    Cara T.
    Ready... Set... GO!

    Of course I bought the duffel AND the tote... They're TOTALLY a set!! And then I had to plan a trip to try them out. When you just got to skedaddle, these two items together can be optimally configured for a short hop anywhere. Versatile. Fun. Well made. Oh, and they also pack flat for storage.

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    Heather D.
    Dogs don't like dinosaurs

    I bought the larger duffle, big enough to comfortably fit my disgruntled pet! Based on his rude review I'll save the bag for toting my things inside, no dogs, cats or gerbils may enter. I love it, it's big, roomy, adorable and very well constructed... I recommend it to you with no reservations!

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    KIMBERLY K.
    I love this bag!

    This bag is big enough but not too big. There are pockets inside and on the outside. The bag is lightweight, well made and reasonably priced. The pattern is just too cute and the colors are vibrant. So for those you who bristle at the thought of carrying a vera bradley, this bag is for you!.

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    Ann
    Skedaddle and get this!

    I need fear no asteroids, for my Dinos on bikes are with me! Prepare for the apocalypse: The duffel bag easily fits two sets of queen sheets and two blankets, with plenty of room for a wine bottle with bottle opener and stoppers, a bag of chips and chip clips, and other essentials. Not into the apocalypse? You can help set up friend in temporary lodgings. Bonus: when it’s empty, your cat will take up residence.

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    Madelyn D.V.
    Fun tote bag

    I love my new tote bag. Spacious - I'm using as a purse. The only reason I didn't give it a 5/5 is that the exterior zipper broke the first time I used it. But otherwise well put together.

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    Mahjae
    Holds unconcious pets very well, room for 4 cats (3 if they're chonky)

    Why did the postal service hold this bag hostage over the holidays. Nevertheless it's here, it's huge and it's mine, all mine! Beautiful construction, lining is amazing. I love these dinos so much, lining is beautiful. I shall lord it over friends and family forever, or until the cat gets back into it and refuses to get out.

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    Charlene
    great bags

    I gave myself the duffle and tote, and I am so satisfied & happy with my purchase. They were everything I was hoping for in my soft luggage. The colors are very sharp and detailed. I have gotten so many compliments from everyone who has seen them. (I could have waited & suggested the bags for Christmas, but I didn't want to possibly miss out if they sold out !)

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    ALICE F.
    It's not a purse, alas

    I bought the tote bag to use as a purse. It's very well made, and I love seeing people do a double take when they look at the print. The things that bother me are a result of my use, not the design. The outside pocket isn't deep enough for my phone or my sunglasses (I wear clunky wear-over sunglasses), and there's no inside pocket large enough for my iPad. I also wish the straps were stiffer, as it's hard to keep both on my shoulder, especially when I'm wearing a jacket. But these are all because I decided to use it as a purse rather than a knitting project bag, for which it would be ideal. But I have plenty of project bags, and needed a new purse.

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