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Calamityware Vigilant-Dragons Cookie Jar
Calamityware Vigilant-Dragons Cookie Jar
Calamityware Vigilant-Dragons Cookie Jar
Calamityware Vigilant-Dragons Cookie Jar
Calamityware Vigilant-Dragons Cookie Jar

Calamityware Vigilant-Dragons Cookie Jar

$ 48.00

Enjoy treat storage with the added protection of magical, snack-loving dragons. These cookie jars have the five qualities that make a cookie jar great:

1. Genteel but scary. Decorated on all four sides with fearsome, cookie-loving dragons to scare away timid snack pirates and discourage unauthorized withdrawals.

2. Weighty. Heavy enough to be a weapon. Even before you put stuff in it, this cookie jar weighs 4.25 lbs (2 kg). Will not blow away in typical household windstorms.

3. Food ready. Easy to clean. Dishwasher safe. Air-tight lid with silicone seal to preserve freshness.

4. Capacious. Can hold 90 Oreo cookies! Exterior measures 5.125"D x 5.125"W x 10"H (13 cm D x 13 cm W x 25.5 cm H). Opening measures 4" (10 cm) diameter. This cookie jar may actually be slightly bigger on the inside than it is on the outside! (Research into this possibility is still underway.)

5. Not just for cookies. Makes an excellent storage place for all your snacks. And because it looks like an innocent cookie jar, you’ll find it an excellent place to conceal caches, hoards, and stashes. For example, some people have said they plan to use the cookie jar to hide secret accumulations of contraband, gemstones, antique coins, and chocolate. No one will suspect.

Made by wizards in China who specialize in crafting stoneware using permanent, on-glaze decoration techniques.

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