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Porcelain

  • Calamityware Tea Set: Things Could Be Worse

    Calamityware

    Calamityware Tea Set: Things Could Be Worse

    $ 48.00

    No matter how bad your day is going, this beautiful porcelain tea set graciously reminds you that things could be much worse. You could also be pursued by Sasquatch, pestered by pirates, or plagued by giant frogs.

    Teapot measures approximately 6.5" high and 10"...

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  • Four-Plate Combo: Calamityware 1, 2, 3, and 4

    Calamityware

    Four-Plate Combo: Calamityware 1, 2, 3, and 4

    $ 150.00

    The first four Calamityware dinner plates in a discounted combination. Each porcelain dinner plate features a different calamity--flying monkeys, giant robot, voracious sea monster and UFO invasion.

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5 cm) diameter white porcelain dinner...

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  • Four-Plate Combo: Calamityware 5, 6, 7, and 8

    Calamityware

    Four-Plate Combo: Calamityware 5, 6, 7, and 8

    $ 150.00

    The second set of Calamityware dinner plates in a discounted combination. Each porcelain dinner plate features a different calamity-- pillaging pirates, an active volcano, creeping tentacles, and a landscape-sucking vortex. Food safe, microwave safe, and dishwasher safe.

    These plates were produced at the award-winning...

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  • Four-Plate Combo: Calamityware 9, 10, 11, and 12

    Calamityware

    Four-Plate Combo: Calamityware 9, 10, 11, and 12

    $ 150.00

    The second set of Calamityware dinner plates in a discounted combination. Each porcelain dinner plate features a different calamity-- a plague of frogs, a jogging sasquatch, a horde of brain-eating zombie poodles and a menacing pterodactyl. Food safe, microwave safe, and dishwasher safe.

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  • Calamityware Dinner for 4

    Calamityware

    Calamityware Dinner for 4

    $ 310.00 $ 275.00

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    Calamityware

    Calamityware Dinner for 4

    $ 310.00 $ 275.00

    Calamityware place settings for 4 dinner guests in a discounted bundle. Each dinner plate features a different calamity—please specify which Series of designs you want before checking out. The bowls and small plates contain plump, black ants and flies. The mugs are identical...

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  • Calamityware Dinner for 8

    Calamityware

    Calamityware Dinner for 8

    $ 620.00 $ 530.00

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    Calamityware

    Calamityware Dinner for 8

    $ 620.00 $ 530.00

    Calamityware place settings for 8 dinner guests in a discounted bundle. Each dinner plate features a different calamity—please specify which Series of designs you want before checking out. The bowls and small plates contain plump, black ants and flies. The mugs are identical but...

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  • Calamityware Dinner for 12

    Calamityware

    Calamityware Dinner for 12

    $ 930.00 $ 765.00

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    Calamityware

    Calamityware Dinner for 12

    $ 930.00 $ 765.00

    Calamityware place settings for 12 dinner guests in a discounted bundle. Included are all 12 of Don's dinner plate designs. The bowls and small plates contain plump, black ants and flies. The mugs are identical but depict a plethora of calamities.

    This bundle contains:

    12 Different Dinner Plates:  Visit product page

  • Calamityware Mugs: Things Could Be Worse (Set of 4)

    Calamityware

    Calamityware Mugs: Things Could Be Worse (Set of 4)

    $ 48.00

    No matter how bad your day is going, these beautiful porcelain mugs graciously remind you things could be much worse. You could also be chased by UFOs, pestered by pirates, or plagued by giant frogs.

    One set of four identical 12-ounce (355...

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  • Calamityware Platter: Dinosaurs

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    Calamityware Platter: Dinosaurs

    $ 56.00

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    Calamityware Platter: Dinosaurs

    $ 56.00

    Back in stock and shipping immediately.

    Good hosts have serving platters. Great hosts have serving platters decorated with dinosuars. When you see how many dinosaurs, you’ll understand why I call this the Gang’s-All-Here Platter.

    The platter measures 14.75" x 10.25"...

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  • Calamityware Omnivore Bowls

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    Calamityware Omnivore Bowls

    $ 56.00

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    Calamityware

    Calamityware Omnivore Bowls

    $ 56.00

    The design of these bowls features an array of mysterious omnivores. And the explosive calamity that results if one eats EVERYTHING.

    Set of 4 identical bowls to go with your Calamityware dinnerware. These deep bowls are great for cereal, chili, ice cream, snacks, and...

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  • Calamityware Plate 1: Flying Monkeys

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    Calamityware Plate 1: Flying Monkeys

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware Plate 1: Flying Monkeys

    $ 42.00

    Traditional blue plate updated with a troop of flying monkeys to suit modern appetite for calamity.

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5 cm) diameter white porcelain dinner plates. Food safe. Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe. Designed by Don Moyer and p Visit product page

  • Calamityware Plate 2: Giant Robot

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    Calamityware Plate 2: Giant Robot

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware

    Calamityware Plate 2: Giant Robot

    $ 42.00

    A giant robot threatens tranquility on traditional blue dinner plates. Imagine finding that bad boy lurking behind your brussels sprouts. 

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5 cm) diameter white porcelain dinner plates. Food safe. Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe. Designed by Don Moyer...

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  • Calamityware Plate 3: Sea Monster

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    Calamityware Plate 3: Sea Monster

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware Plate 3: Sea Monster

    $ 42.00

    A voracious sea monster threatens tranquility of traditional blue dinner plates. Imagine finding that bad boy behind your fish sticks!

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5 cm) diameter white porcelain dinner plates. Food safe. Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe. Designed by...

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  • Calamityware Plate 4: UFO Invasion

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    Calamityware Plate 4: UFO Invasion

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware Plate 4: UFO Invasion

    $ 42.00

    A large-scale UFO invasion threatens the tranquility of traditional blue-willow dinnerware. They're probably coming for your bacon.

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5 cm) diameter white porcelain dinner plates. Food safe. Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe. Designed by Don...

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  • Calamityware Plate 5: Pirates

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    Calamityware Plate 5: Pirates

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware Plate 5: Pirates

    $ 42.00

    Enterprising pirates add menace and entrepreneurial flair to a traditional porcelain scene. Look closely at the flora, fauna, architectural marvels, and innocent victims to find hidden romance.

    Rich blue image on 10.5”...

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  • Calamityware Plate 6: Volcano

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    Calamityware Plate 6: Volcano

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware

    Calamityware Plate 6: Volcano

    $ 42.00

    An active volcano and river of burning lava add excitement to these traditional looking dinner plates. This design adds new meaning to the term “hot plate.”

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5 cm) diameter...

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  • Calamityware Plate 7: Tentacles

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    Calamityware Plate 7: Tentacles

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware

    Calamityware Plate 7: Tentacles

    $ 42.00

    Say goodbye to boredom. Perhaps nothing thrills like the cold tickle of inquisitive tentacles. Imagine finishing your meal and finding a giant octopus behind your calamari!

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5 cm) diameter...

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  • Calamityware Plate 8: Vortex

    Calamityware

    Calamityware Plate 8: Vortex

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware

    Calamityware Plate 8: Vortex

    $ 42.00

    You know that sinking feeling when everything seems to be swirling down the drain? Well, now you can experience that calamitous sensation at meal times. In this design the entire landscape is bending into the insistent spin...

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  • Calamityware Plate 9: Frogs

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    Calamityware Plate 9: Frogs

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware

    Calamityware Plate 9: Frogs

    $ 42.00

    Traditional-looking blue-willow dinner plate infested with a plague of frogs. Imagine these bad boys behind your French toast! The closer you look, the more frogs you’ll see.

    Rich blue...

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  • Calamityware Plate 10: Sasquatch

    Calamityware

    Calamityware Plate 10: Sasquatch

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware

    Calamityware Plate 10: Sasquatch

    $ 42.00

    Nothing adds thrills to dinner like finding a giant, streaking Sasquatch underneath your macaroni and cheese.

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5 cm) diameter white porcelain dinner plate. Food safe. Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe.  Visit product page