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Porcelain

  • Four-Plate Combo: Calamityware 1, 2, 3, and 4

    Calamityware

    Four-Plate Combo: Calamityware 1, 2, 3, and 4

    $ 150.00

    The first four Calamityware dinner plates in a discounted combination. Each porcelain dinner plate features a different calamity--flying monkeys, giant robot, voracious sea monster and UFO invasion.

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5 cm) diameter white porcelain dinner plates.  Visit product page

  • Four-Plate Combo: Calamityware 5, 6, 7, and 8

    Calamityware

    Four-Plate Combo: Calamityware 5, 6, 7, and 8

    $ 150.00

    The second set of Calamityware dinner plates in a discounted combination. Each porcelain dinner plate features a different calamity-- pillaging pirates, an active volcano, creeping tentacles, and a landscape-sucking vortex. Food safe, microwave safe, and dishwasher safe.

    The 4 most recent Calamityware plates...

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  • Four-Plate Combo: Calamityware 9, 10, 11, and 12

    Calamityware

    Four-Plate Combo: Calamityware 9, 10, 11, and 12

    $ 150.00

    The second set of Calamityware dinner plates in a discounted combination. Each porcelain dinner plate features a different calamity-- a plague of frogs, a jogging sasquatch, a horde of brain-eating zombie poodles and a menacing pterodactyl. Food safe, microwave safe, and dishwasher safe.

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  • Calamityware Mugs: Things Could Be Worse (Set of 4)

    Calamityware

    Calamityware Mugs: Things Could Be Worse (Set of 4)

    $ 48.00

     

    No matter how bad your day is going, these beautiful porcelain mugs graciously remind you things could be much worse. You could also be chased by UFOs, pestered by pirates, or plagued by giant frogs.

    One set of four identical 12-ounce...

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  • Calamityware Dinner for 4

    Calamityware

    Calamityware Dinner for 4

    $ 310.00 $ 275.00

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    Calamityware

    Calamityware Dinner for 4

    $ 310.00 $ 275.00

    Calamityware place settings for 4 dinner guests in a discounted bundle. Each dinner plate features a different calamity—please specify which Series of designs you want before checking out. The bowls and small plates contain plump, black ants and flies. The mugs are identical...

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  • Calamityware Dinner for 8

    Calamityware

    Calamityware Dinner for 8

    $ 620.00 $ 530.00

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    Calamityware

    Calamityware Dinner for 8

    $ 620.00 $ 530.00

    Calamityware place settings for 8 dinner guests in a discounted bundle. Each dinner plate features a different calamity—please specify which Series of designs you want before checking out. The bowls and small plates contain plump, black ants and flies. The mugs are identical but...

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  • Calamityware Dinner for 12

    Calamityware

    Calamityware Dinner for 12

    $ 930.00 $ 765.00

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    Calamityware

    Calamityware Dinner for 12

    $ 930.00 $ 765.00

    Calamityware place settings for 12 dinner guests in a discounted bundle. Included are all 12 of Don's dinner plate designs. The bowls and small plates contain plump, black ants and flies. The mugs are identical but depict a plethora of calamities.

    This bundle contains:

    12 Different Dinner Plates:  Visit product page

  • Calamityware Mugs: Classy Curse (Set of 2)

    Calamityware

    Calamityware Mugs: Classy Curse (Set of 2)

    $ 24.00

    Peeved? It’s healthy to express your feelings. But you are too classy for crude curses. These Classy Curse Mugs give you the tools you need to indicate that you are irked without resorting to barbaric blasphemies.

    One set of...

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  • Calamityware Mugs: Strange Galaxy Mugs (Set of 2)

    Calamityware

    Calamityware Mugs: Strange Galaxy Mugs (Set of 2)

    $ 24.00

    To remind you of the value of diversity and the delight of friendships, Don has gathered a mob of monsters, aliens, and cryptozoological marvels from his sketchbook and crafted a charming tableau to adorn a sturdy porcelain mug. Back stamp reads “Strange galaxy. You need friends.”

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  • Calamityware Plate 1: Flying Monkeys

    Calamityware

    Calamityware Plate 1: Flying Monkeys

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware

    Calamityware Plate 1: Flying Monkeys

    $ 42.00

    This is one of the original four Calamityware designs that have been sold out for a while. These plates are produced using the same in-glaze technique as all other Calamityware porcelain. We've also added a few small surprises that didn't appear...

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  • Calamityware Plate 2: Giant Robot

    Calamityware

    Calamityware Plate 2: Giant Robot

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware

    Calamityware Plate 2: Giant Robot

    $ 42.00

    This is one of the original four Calamityware designs that have been sold out for a while. These plates are produced using the same in-glaze technique as all other Calamityware porcelain. We've also added a few small surprises that didn't appear...

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  • Calamityware Plate 3: Sea Monster

    Calamityware

    Calamityware Plate 3: Sea Monster

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware

    Calamityware Plate 3: Sea Monster

    $ 42.00

    This is one of the original four Calamityware designs that have been sold out for a while. These plates are produced using the same in-glaze technique as all other Calamityware porcelain. We've also added a few small surprises that didn't appear...

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  • Calamityware Plate 4: UFO Invasion

    Calamityware

    Calamityware Plate 4: UFO Invasion

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware

    Calamityware Plate 4: UFO Invasion

    $ 42.00

    This is one of the original four Calamityware designs that have been sold out for a while. These plates are produced using the same in-glaze technique as all other Calamityware porcelain. We've also added a few small surprises that didn't appear...

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  • Calamityware Plate 5: Pirates

    Calamityware

    Calamityware Plate 5: Pirates

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware

    Calamityware Plate 5: Pirates

    $ 42.00

    Enterprising pirates add menace and entrepreneurial flair to a traditional porcelain scene. Look closely at the flora, fauna, architectural marvels, and innocent victims to find hidden romance.

    Rich blue image on 10.5”...

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  • Calamityware Plate 6: Volcano

    Calamityware

    Calamityware Plate 6: Volcano

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware

    Calamityware Plate 6: Volcano

    $ 42.00

    An active volcano and river of burning lava add excitement to these traditional looking dinner plates. This design adds new meaning to the term “hot plate.”

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5 cm) diameter white...

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  • Calamityware Plate 7: Tentacles

    Calamityware

    Calamityware Plate 7: Tentacles

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware

    Calamityware Plate 7: Tentacles

    $ 42.00

    Say goodbye to boredom. Perhaps nothing thrills like the cold tickle of inquisitive tentacles. Imagine finishing your meal and finding a giant octopus behind your calamari!

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5 cm) diameter white...

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  • Calamityware Plate 8: Vortex

    Calamityware

    Calamityware Plate 8: Vortex

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware

    Calamityware Plate 8: Vortex

    $ 42.00

    You know that sinking feeling when everything seems to be swirling down the drain? Well, now you can experience that calamitous sensation at meal times. In this design the entire landscape is bending into the insistent spin of...

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  • Calamityware Plate 9: Frogs

    Calamityware

    Calamityware Plate 9: Frogs

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware

    Calamityware Plate 9: Frogs

    $ 42.00

    Traditional-looking blue-willow dinner plate infested with a plague of frogs. Imagine these bad boys behind your French toast! The closer you look, the more frogs you’ll see.

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5...

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  • Calamityware Plate 10: Sasquatch

    Calamityware

    Calamityware Plate 10: Sasquatch

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware

    Calamityware Plate 10: Sasquatch

    $ 42.00

    Nothing adds thrills to dinner like finding a giant, streaking Sasquatch underneath your macaroni and cheese.

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5 cm) diameter white porcelain dinner plate. Food safe. Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe.  Visit product page

  • Calamityware Plate 11: Zombie Poodles

    Calamityware

    Calamityware Plate 11: Zombie Poodles

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware

    Calamityware Plate 11: Zombie Poodles

    $ 42.00

    Multiple poodles are always trouble, but multiple zombie poodles are far worse. Down boy!

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5 cm) diameter white porcelain dinner plate. Food safe. Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe.  Visit product page