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  • Calamityware Ornaments

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    Calamityware Ornaments

    $ 52.00

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    Calamityware Ornaments

    $ 52.00

    Bring this family heirloom into your home this holiday season!

    Mini versions of the Calamityware dinner plate designs for your tree, window, or wall. Available in sets of four ornaments that correspond with our dinner plate collections. Choose the series you prefer when...

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  • Calamityware Platter: Dinosaurs

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    Calamityware Platter: Dinosaurs

    $ 56.00

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    Calamityware Platter: Dinosaurs

    $ 56.00

    Less than 10 in stock. Expecting more in April 2019.

    Good hosts have serving platters. Great hosts have serving platters decorated with dinosuars. When you see how many dinosaurs, you’ll understand why I call this the Gang’s-All-Here Platter.

    The platter...

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  • four dubious musicians on Calamityware

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    Calamityware Petite Plates: Dubious Musicians

    $ 48.00

    Making beautiful music requires energy and enthusiasm. Of course, making terrible music also requires energy and enthusiasm. No musicians can match the energy and enthusiasm of monkey percussionists. A rather small calamity but these are pretty small plates.

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  • Calamityware Omnivore Bowls

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    Calamityware Omnivore Bowls

    $ 56.00

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    Calamityware Omnivore Bowls

    $ 56.00

    The design of these bowls features an array of mysterious omnivores. And the explosive calamity that results if one eats EVERYTHING.

    Set of 4 identical bowls to go with your Calamityware dinnerware. These deep bowls are great for cereal, chili, ice cream, snacks, and...

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  • Calamityware Dinner for 4

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    Calamityware Dinner for 4

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    Calamityware Dinner for 4

    $ 310.00 $ 275.00

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    We are out of a couple items in this set—probably until January of 2019. We will resume selling place settings when everything is back in stock.

    Calamityware place settings for 4 dinner guests in a discounted bundle. Each dinner plate features a...

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  • Calamityware Dinner for 8

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    Calamityware Dinner for 8

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    Calamityware Dinner for 8

    $ 620.00 $ 530.00

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    We are out of a couple items in this set—probably until January of 2019. We will resume selling place settings when everything is back in stock.

    Calamityware place settings for 8 dinner guests in a discounted bundle. Each dinner plate features a different...

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  • Calamityware Dinner for 12

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    Calamityware Dinner for 12

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    Calamityware Dinner for 12

    $ 930.00 $ 765.00

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    We are out of a couple items in this set—probably until January of 2019. We will resume selling place settings when everything is back in stock.

    Calamityware place settings for 12 dinner guests in a discounted bundle. Included are all 12 of Don's...

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  • Four-Plate Combo: Calamityware 5, 6, 7, and 8

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    Four-Plate Combo: Calamityware 5, 6, 7, and 8

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    We are out of Volcano and Tentacle plates—probably until Late-January of 2019—so we can not sell Series 2 right now.

    The second set of Calamityware dinner plates in a discounted combination. Each porcelain dinner plate features a different calamity-- pillaging pirates, an active...

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  • Four-Plate Combo: Calamityware 9, 10, 11, and 12

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    Four-Plate Combo: Calamityware 9, 10, 11, and 12

    $ 150.00

    The second set of Calamityware dinner plates in a discounted combination. Each porcelain dinner plate features a different calamity-- a plague of frogs, a jogging sasquatch, a horde of brain-eating zombie poodles and a menacing pterodactyl. Food safe, microwave safe, and dishwasher safe.

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  • Calamityware Mugs: Things Could Be Worse (Set of 4)

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    Calamityware Mugs: Things Could Be Worse (Set of 4)

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    Out of stock. More should be arriving in late-January of 2019.

    No matter how bad your day is going, these beautiful porcelain mugs graciously remind you things could be much worse. You could also be chased by UFOs, pestered by pirates,...

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  • Calamityware Shallow Bowls w/Fly

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    Calamityware Shallow Bowls w/Fly

    $ 56.00

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    Calamityware Shallow Bowls w/Fly

    $ 56.00

    Set of 4 shallow bowls to go with your Calamityware dinnerware. There are four different bowl designs and each includes a plump, black fly. What a calamity! With bugs in your bowls, you’ll never dine alone. The shallow bowls are perfect for soup, stews,...

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  • Calamityware Small Plates w/Ants

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    Calamityware Small Plates w/Ants

    $ 56.00

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    Calamityware Small Plates w/Ants

    $ 56.00

    Set of 4 small dessert/salad plates to go with your Calamityware dinnerware. There are four different small plate designs and each includes one or more meandering ants. What a calamity! But there’s a bright side, too. With bugs on...

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  • Calamityware Plate 1: Flying Monkeys

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    Calamityware Plate 1: Flying Monkeys

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware Plate 1: Flying Monkeys

    $ 42.00

    Traditional blue plate updated with a troop of flying monkeys to suit modern appetite for calamity.

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5 cm) diameter white porcelain dinner plates. Food safe. Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe. Designed by Don Moyer and p Visit product page

  • Calamityware Plate 3: Sea Monster

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    Calamityware Plate 3: Sea Monster

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware Plate 3: Sea Monster

    $ 42.00

    A voracious sea monster threatens tranquility of traditional blue dinner plates. Imagine finding that bad boy behind your fish sticks!

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5 cm) diameter white porcelain dinner plates. Food safe. Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe. Designed by...

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  • Calamityware Plate 5: Pirates

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    Calamityware Plate 5: Pirates

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware Plate 5: Pirates

    $ 42.00

    Enterprising pirates add menace and entrepreneurial flair to a traditional porcelain scene. Look closely at the flora, fauna, architectural marvels, and innocent victims to find hidden romance.

    Rich blue image on 10.5”...

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  • Calamityware Plate 6: Volcano

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    Calamityware Plate 6: Volcano

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    Calamityware Plate 6: Volcano

    $ 42.00

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    Out of stock. More arriving in February 2019.

    An active volcano and river of burning lava add excitement to these traditional looking dinner plates. This design adds new meaning to the term “hot plate.”

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  • Calamityware Plate 7: Tentacles

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    Calamityware Plate 7: Tentacles

    $ 42.00

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    Out of stock. More arriving in February 2019.

    Say goodbye to boredom. Perhaps nothing thrills like the cold tickle of inquisitive tentacles. Imagine finishing your meal and finding a giant octopus behind your calamari!

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  • Calamityware Plate 8: Vortex

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    Calamityware Plate 8: Vortex

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware Plate 8: Vortex

    $ 42.00

    You know that sinking feeling when everything seems to be swirling down the drain? Well, now you can experience that calamitous sensation at meal times. In this design the entire landscape is bending into the insistent spin of...

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  • Calamityware Plate 9: Frogs

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    Calamityware Plate 9: Frogs

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware Plate 9: Frogs

    $ 42.00

    Traditional-looking blue-willow dinner plate infested with a plague of frogs. Imagine these bad boys behind your French toast! The closer you look, the more frogs you’ll see.

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5...

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  • Calamityware Plate 10: Sasquatch

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    Calamityware Plate 10: Sasquatch

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware Plate 10: Sasquatch

    $ 42.00

    Nothing adds thrills to dinner like finding a giant, streaking Sasquatch underneath your macaroni and cheese.

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5 cm) diameter white porcelain dinner plate. Food safe. Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe.  Visit product page