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Porcelain

  • Calamityware Mugs: Things Could Be Worse (Set of 4)

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    Calamityware Mugs: Things Could Be Worse (Set of 4)

    $ 48.00

    No matter how bad your day is going, these beautiful porcelain mugs graciously remind you things could be much worse. You could also be chased by UFOs, pestered by pirates, or plagued by giant frogs.

    One set of four identical 12-ounce (355...

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  • Calamityware Plate 2: Giant Robot

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    Calamityware Plate 2: Giant Robot

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware Plate 2: Giant Robot

    $ 42.00

    A giant robot threatens tranquility on traditional blue dinner plates. Imagine finding that bad boy lurking behind your brussels sprouts. 

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5 cm) diameter white porcelain dinner plates. Food safe. Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe. Designed by Don Moyer...

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  • Calamityware Plate 4: UFO Invasion

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    Calamityware Plate 4: UFO Invasion

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware Plate 4: UFO Invasion

    $ 42.00

    A large-scale UFO invasion threatens the tranquility of traditional blue-willow dinnerware. They're probably coming for your bacon.

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5 cm) diameter white porcelain dinner plates. Food safe. Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe. Designed by Don...

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  • four dubious musicians on Calamityware

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    Calamityware Petite Plates: Dubious Musicians

    $ 48.00

    Making beautiful music requires energy and enthusiasm. Of course, making terrible music also requires energy and enthusiasm. No musicians can match the energy and enthusiasm of monkey percussionists. A rather small calamity but these are pretty small plates.

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  • Calamityware Omnivore Bowls

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    Calamityware Omnivore Bowls

    $ 56.00

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    Calamityware Omnivore Bowls

    $ 56.00

    The design of these bowls features an array of mysterious omnivores. And the explosive calamity that results if one eats EVERYTHING.

    Set of 4 identical bowls to go with your Calamityware dinnerware. These deep bowls are great for cereal, chili, ice cream, snacks, and...

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  • Calamityware Dinner for 4

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    Calamityware Dinner for 4

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    Calamityware Dinner for 4

    $ 310.00 $ 275.00

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    We are out of stock on some of the items in this collection. We expect to be selling these bundles again in April 2019.

    Calamityware place settings for 4 dinner guests in a discounted bundle. Each dinner plate features a different calamity—please specify which...

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  • Calamityware Dinner for 8

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    Calamityware Dinner for 8

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    Calamityware Dinner for 8

    $ 620.00 $ 530.00

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    We are out of stock on some of the Series 1 and Series 2 plates. We hope to have this bundle for sale again in April 2019.

    Calamityware place settings for 8 dinner guests in a discounted bundle. Each dinner plate features a different...

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  • Calamityware Dinner for 12

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    Calamityware Dinner for 12

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    Calamityware Dinner for 12

    $ 930.00 $ 765.00

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    We are out of a couple items in this set—probably until April of 2019. We will resume selling place settings when everything is back in stock.

    Calamityware place settings for 12 dinner guests in a discounted bundle. Included are all 12 of Don's dinner...

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  • Calamityware Shallow Bowls w/Fly

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    Calamityware Shallow Bowls w/Fly

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    Calamityware Shallow Bowls w/Fly

    $ 56.00

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    Out of stock. We expect to have more in April 2019.

    Set of 4 shallow bowls to go with your Calamityware dinnerware. There are four different bowl designs and each includes a plump, black fly. What a calamity! With bugs in your...

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  • Calamityware Plate 1: Flying Monkeys

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    Calamityware Plate 1: Flying Monkeys

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    Calamityware Plate 1: Flying Monkeys

    $ 42.00

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    Sold out. We should have more in stock by April 2019.

    Traditional blue plate updated with a troop of flying monkeys to suit modern appetite for calamity.

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5 cm) diameter white porcelain dinner plates.  Visit product page

  • Calamityware Small Plates w/Ants

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    Calamityware Small Plates w/Ants

    $ 56.00

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    Calamityware Small Plates w/Ants

    $ 56.00

    Set of 4 small dessert/salad plates to go with your Calamityware dinnerware. There are four different small plate designs and each includes one or more meandering ants. What a calamity! But there’s a bright side, too. With bugs on...

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  • Calamityware Plate 3: Sea Monster

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    Calamityware Plate 3: Sea Monster

    $ 42.00

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    Less than 5 remain. We should have more in stock by April 2019.

    A voracious sea monster threatens tranquility of traditional blue dinner plates. Imagine finding that bad boy behind your fish sticks!

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5 cm)...

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  • Calamityware Plate 5: Pirates

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    Calamityware Plate 5: Pirates

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware Plate 5: Pirates

    $ 42.00

    Enterprising pirates add menace and entrepreneurial flair to a traditional porcelain scene. Look closely at the flora, fauna, architectural marvels, and innocent victims to find hidden romance.

    Rich blue image on 10.5”...

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  • Calamityware Plate 6: Volcano

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    Calamityware Plate 6: Volcano

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    Calamityware Plate 6: Volcano

    $ 42.00

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    Out of stock. More arriving in April 2019.

    An active volcano and river of burning lava add excitement to these traditional looking dinner plates. This design adds new meaning to the term “hot plate.”

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  • Calamityware Plate 7: Tentacles

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    Calamityware Plate 7: Tentacles

    $ 42.00

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    Out of stock. More arriving in April 2019.

    Say goodbye to boredom. Perhaps nothing thrills like the cold tickle of inquisitive tentacles. Imagine finishing your meal and finding a giant octopus behind your calamari!

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  • Calamityware Plate 8: Vortex

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    Calamityware Plate 8: Vortex

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware Plate 8: Vortex

    $ 42.00

    You know that sinking feeling when everything seems to be swirling down the drain? Well, now you can experience that calamitous sensation at meal times. In this design the entire landscape is bending into the insistent spin of...

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  • Calamityware Plate 9: Frogs

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    Calamityware Plate 9: Frogs

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware Plate 9: Frogs

    $ 42.00

    Traditional-looking blue-willow dinner plate infested with a plague of frogs. Imagine these bad boys behind your French toast! The closer you look, the more frogs you’ll see.

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5...

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  • Calamityware Plate 10: Sasquatch

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    Calamityware Plate 10: Sasquatch

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware Plate 10: Sasquatch

    $ 42.00

    Nothing adds thrills to dinner like finding a giant, streaking Sasquatch underneath your macaroni and cheese.

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5 cm) diameter white porcelain dinner plate. Food safe. Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe.  Visit product page

  • Calamityware Plate 11: Zombie Poodles

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    Calamityware Plate 11: Zombie Poodles

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware Plate 11: Zombie Poodles

    $ 42.00

    Multiple poodles are always trouble, but multiple zombie poodles are far worse. Down boy!

    Rich blue image on 10.5” (26.5 cm) diameter white porcelain dinner plate. Food safe. Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe.  Visit product page

  • Calamityware Plate 12: Pterodactyl

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    Calamityware Plate 12: Pterodactyl

    $ 42.00

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    Calamityware Plate 12: Pterodactyl

    $ 42.00

    In 2011, I added a pterodactyl while drawing my Grandma’s Blue-Willow plate. That’s what got all the Calamityware projects started.

    For dino-nerds only. Yes, I know that pterodactyl isn’t the right term. I should be calling the creature a pteranodon (large body,...

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