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Reaper Madness Unisex T-Shirt - Gold

Size: Unisex M

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Description

Once we reach a certain age, it seems like we need a little help to keep the Grim Reaper away. Perhaps a fierce and loyal hound for protection when the reaper peddles by. This shirt makes a great birthday gift for anyone turning an uncomfortably large age or as a congratulations for someone who got a good result from their colonoscopy. Not today, Mr. Reaper!

Printed on Bella+Canvas boisterous yellow t-shirt (100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton).

Also available as a t-shirt in a relaxed women's cut and a unisex hoodie.

Sizes & More Info

The design is printed using the discharge method rather than traditional silk screening. This is done with water-based inks that soak into the fabric, instead of just sitting on top of it, which makes for a lighter weight, look, and feel.

Screenprinted in Pittsburgh, PA, by Commonwealth Press.
Designed by Don Moyer.

Care
  • Turn it inside out.
  • Machine wash in warm water with garments of similar color.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach, if needed.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • If you plan to wear it to a job interview or wedding, iron on medium setting.
  • Avoid ironing the graphics.
  • Do not dry clean. Use the money you save for a giant coffee.

 

For more information about our apparel, check out our FAQs.

Shipping & Returns

Shipping Information:

We offer a variety of different shipping options so you can choose what works best for your order. Cost and delivery times will be calculated at checkout. All shipping times are estimates and are not guaranteed. We offer free U.S. shipping on orders over $200 (automatically applied at checkout, we pick the shipping method).

 

Shipping & Return Policies:

Click here to find shipping and return policies. Questions? Email us at Robot@calamityware.com.

Where it's made

Where it's made

These garments are lovingly silkscreened by the folks at Commonwealth Press, an artist-run shop located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They’re darned good at what they do, have mastered all the application techniques we require, and they treat their customers and employees right.

These garments are lovingly silkscreened by the folks at Commonwealth Press, an artist-run shop located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They’re darned good at what they do, have mastered all the application techniques we require, and they treat their customers and employees right.

Who we are

Who we are

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Customer Reviews

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Grumpy O.M.

Love the shirt. Love the fact that many are befuddled by the artwork. Fewer people try to strike up conversations at the gym. Win, win, win.

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Eileen
My current favorite

Having had a breast tumor removed, with no apparent metastases, this shirt was a must-have

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Karyn S.
Even better in person

The reaper design is, hand down, the best t-shirt design we've seen in a long time. There are funny tees out there but none with the more subtle quality of good design and a really quality shirt. The yellow shirt is a fantastic color (yes, you can wear yellow. believe me, it will look great). And, the cotton is soft and a nice thickness. My husband especially liked that it was cut just a little longer than cheap shirts so it falls nicely at mid-hip. I'm looking for more people who need this shirt. It's that good.

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Ashley
Love love love!

Bought it for my husband, he loved it!
Great quality, all cotton.
Thanks!

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JustAnnie
Super great gift!

Everybody, anybody, will love this whimsical T-shirt. Gave it as a present, but wished I kept it for myself!

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Annette W.
My favorite shirt

Wonderful design always makes me smile, beautifully printed, great quality soft comfy tee. Love it.

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Nancy R.
Whimsical at it’s best !!

I love a quality t-shirt,and this is it!! Great fit,great fabric,and really a fun wear!
Made a lot of people laugh and ask where did you get your t-shirt I want one now!!
Thanks Don !!!

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Tammy t.M.
Great shirt!

Bought this for my son's birthday. He bought himself a bike on the same day. Synergy!

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twingirls1boy
Cool Art tee

Gave as a gift to me daughter- she loved it. Awesomely cool!

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Debbie
Love it!!

Perfect fit. Thinner fabric, but I like that.

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