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A sturdy shower curtain decorated with our Stay Dry Octopi pattern which can also be found on towels and bath rugs.
The wet/dry enigma has perplexed philosophers for centuries. In this pattern, some of the octopi are so concerned about staying dry that they're carrying umbrellas.
Top-quality, heavy-weight, polyester fabric curtain with button-holes for hanging.
We recommend a liner since that extends the life of any shower curtain and it allows the creatures to hang outside the bath tub while the liner stays inside. The polyester isn't waterproof so you can't use it to make a wading pool. But someone who hates liners could get away with just this curtain.
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Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
Free U.S. shipping on orders over $200