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Calamity World Coat-of-Arms Unisex T-Shirt

Size: Unisex S

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Remember the dark ages...when your castle was safe and outside everything was chaos and pestilence? Seems like that classic era is coming back, right? So, Don has drawn a fresh heraldic device you can wear when you must go out. Even if you don’t know the difference between an escutcheon and an elephant rampant, you’ll thrill to the added gentility this frisky, multi-color design brings to a fine-quality t-shirt. The coat of arms can also be found on our majestic porcelain beer stein.

Printed on Bella+Canvas maroon t-shirt (100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton).

Also available as a t-shirt in a relaxed women's cut and our majestic porcelain beer stein.

Sizes & More Info

The design is distressed and printed using a vintage screen printing style which means the graphic will be lightweight and slightly transparent. The ink will sit proudly on top of the fabric but still has a fairly soft hand.

Screenprinted in Pittsburgh, PA, by Commonwealth Press.
Designed by Don Moyer.

  • Turn it inside out.
  • Machine wash in warm water with garments of similar color.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach, if needed.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • If you plan to wear it to a job interview or wedding, iron on medium setting.
  • Avoid ironing the graphics.
  • Do not dry clean. Use the money you save for a giant coffee.


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Shipping & Returns

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Where it's made

These garments are lovingly silkscreened by the folks at Commonwealth Press, an artist-run shop located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They’re darned good at what they do, have mastered all the application techniques we require, and they treat their customers and employees right.

Who we are

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Customer Reviews

Based on 8 reviews

Gift for son in law. He loves me now!


This is a really good quality, comfortable tee. Goes with anything I choose to wear with it, as well as everything I don't choose to wear with it. Also, I love when people try to figure out the design!

Coat of arms tshirt

The color made me buy it. It fits comfortably loose. I like it!

Awesome T

I have several calamity pieces, a bandana, and now this awesome t-shirt. It fits great, it is really soft and fun to wear. I get a lot of double takes when I wear it and it SO fits these interesting times in which we live.

Just fun.

Bought this one for fun, wore it to my COVID vaccination appointment. The staff got a total kick out of it, and it just reflects life as we know it these days! It's a hoot! Nice quality shirt, too.

Marc W.
Do over

Cute idea, but very badly executed!

Do it again, only this time make it really look like a real coat of arms. You should have to look closely before you start seeing the weird stuff.

Love your stuff, but this misses the boat.


My Coat-of Arms t-shirt looks exactly as pictured & described. Plus good quality and comfortable.


Great shirt, but even greater coat of arms. Love, love, love wearing this comfy, stylish homage to all things Calamityware! Ouch, indeed. Yay cymbal monkey, zombie poodles & all!!