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Press Craft Printers, our printer of choice for notecards, is a third-generation family-owned business located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They print everything from business cards to booklets to wedding invitations. They digitally print our notecards on card stock so thick and white that our images practically jump from the page.
Calamityware is a tiny, five-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
I bought these within seconds of seeing them! (I pretty much do that all the time with Calamityware.) They are so wonderfully drawn, produced and quite hilarious! My vaccinated friends will find them amusing, and my non-vaccinated friends probably won't. So win-win for me! Thanks Calamityware!
Great quality. Exactly what they claim to be. I love them.
I can't wait to send these out to my dry-humored friends and family, who I think could all use a laugh!
These cards are perfection! Says it all without saying a thing. Can’t wait to send out my holiday cards this year.
Perfect card for the year, good print and paper quality and came in expected shipping window.
Cutest cards for an infectious holiday spirit!
Don is the best, and so are his designs. We love these cards, and it was difficult to decide between these and his TCBW Christmas cards. Can't go wrong, the momentum of this site spreads like a fungus if you have the balls to send these cards and gifts to your friends. Do it.
I am really excited to send these out this year. We like to do a less traditional holiday card, and this is probably the closest to tradition we have ever done, so it's perfect.
I feel like everyone on my holiday card list is going to love these and smile the second they see them.
These cards made me LOL, so I was compelled to buy them in June, though I don’t usually buy xmas cards until it’s almost too late to send them, then I stress myself out by trying to write in every one of them in an ornate calligraphic hand. Phew, glad I avoided that! These amusing cards are beautifully drawn and printed with quality and care. Thanks, Calamityware 😃.
Love these cards! very appropriate for the current times. All Calamityware cards are beautifully drawn on high quality heavy paperstock. Also have the ugly Christmas sweater ones, which we also love. RECOMMEND!
