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Professor Wizard Unisex T-Shirt

Size: Unisex S

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Description

Professor Wizard is cute but he's probably not a professor or a wizard—just an old-timey charlatan trying to sell empty coat hangers by claiming they hold magical cloaks. But if you believe in magic, we have a sparkly, charmed talisman that might interest you.

Printed on Bella+Canvas asphalt-gray t-shirt (100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton).

Also available as a t-shirt in a relaxed women's cut.

Sizes & More Info

The design is distressed and printed using the discharge method rather than traditional silk screening. This is done with water-based inks that soak into the fabric, instead of just sitting on top of it, which makes for a lighter weight, look, and feel.

Screenprinted in Pittsburgh, PA, by Commonwealth Press.
Designed by Don Moyer.

Care
  • Turn it inside out.
  • Machine wash in warm water with garments of similar color.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach, if needed.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • If you plan to wear it to a job interview or wedding, iron on medium setting.
  • Avoid ironing the graphics.
  • Do not dry clean. Use the money you save for a giant coffee.

 

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Shipping & Returns

Shipping Information:

We offer a variety of different shipping options so you can choose what works best for your order. Cost and delivery times will be calculated at checkout. All shipping times are estimates and are not guaranteed. We offer free U.S. shipping on orders over $200 (automatically applied at checkout, we pick the shipping method).

 

Shipping & Return Policies:

Click here to find shipping and return policies. Questions? Email us at Robot@calamityware.com.

Where it's made

Where it's made

These garments are lovingly silkscreened by the folks at Commonwealth Press, an artist-run shop located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They’re darned good at what they do, have mastered all the application techniques we require, and they treat their customers and employees right.

These garments are lovingly silkscreened by the folks at Commonwealth Press, an artist-run shop located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They’re darned good at what they do, have mastered all the application techniques we require, and they treat their customers and employees right.

Who we are

Who we are

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Customer Reviews

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Brian C.
Professor Wizard T shirt

I would love to say all my friends love this shirt... However, I seemed to have vanished in it!!!!

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Amy V.
Invisible

Sooooo many compliments on this shirt! It’s super soft and behaved in the laundry. Highly recommend.

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Di
Sizing difficult

I got this for my husband, who usually takes an xl. Sadly, although he loves the graphic, the unisex xl is too small for him. It is also too long (he's 5'7"). It's so nice and soft that instead of returning it, this non-unisex xs is keeping it as a nightshirt. Which leads me to suggest: How about making nightshirts? I'd love one with the black cat (subtle hint).

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S.P.

More fun tees please!!

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