Things Could Be Worse Beast Bowls

Beauty for your beasts—hairy or human (or both). Heavy, porcelain bowls decorated with scenes of paradise discombobulated by calamities large and small.

Available in three sizes to accommodate beasts of various dimensions:

• Small Beast Bowl holds 1 cup.
• Medium Beast Bowl holds 2.5 cups.
• Large Beast Bowl holds 5 cups.
• All three sizes available in a discounted bundle.

Limited space? If you have one of each size, the bowls are designed to nest inside each other.

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• Small Beast Bowl: 2"H (5 cm), 4.5" diameter (11 cm). Holds 1 cup (236.5 mL) of grub. Weighs 13 ounces (369 g).
• Medium Beast Bowl: 2.5"H (6 cm), 5.75" diameter (14.5 cm). Holds 2.5 cups (591 mL) of grub. Weighs 21 ounces (595 g).
• Large Beast Bowl: 3"H (7.5 cm), 7.125" diameter. Holds 5 cups (1192 mL) of grub. Weighs 37 ounces (1049 g).
• Rich blue images on white porcelain. Designed by Don Moyer and initially launched as his 49th Kickstarter project in 2020.
• Production of the Beast Bowls is a global project. It starts in Pittsburgh, where Don Moyer creates the designs. The image transfers are made in the Czech Republic using special vitreous pigments that turn to glass at high temperatures. The bowls are made and decorated in China...the land where porcelain was first perfected three thousand years ago.
• Made in China with materials from the Czech Republic.

Use:

• Humans and beasts in various sizes and with diverse appetites will appreciate these bowls.
• Fill them with snacks, fruit, or party foods.
• They will look great sitting on your counter or coffee table.
• Fifi and Fido will embrace their mealtime with gusto.
• With three different sizes, bowls nest for easy storage.

Care:

• Food safe.
• Microwave safe.
• Dishwasher safe.
• Porcelain is both delicate and durable. We think you’ll enjoy Don’s blog about caring for your new treasures.

Shipping Information:

We offer a variety of different shipping options so you can choose what works best for your order. Cost and delivery times will be calculated at checkout. All shipping times are estimates and are not guaranteed. We offer free U.S. shipping on orders over $200 (automatically applied at checkout, we pick the shipping method).

Shipping & Return Policies:

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