Here are the details of our Four-Day Free Shipping Promotion.

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If after reading these details, you still have questions about this promotion, please email robot@calamityware.com. We can't respond to questions posted in the comments.

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WHAT'S THE DEAL?
1. During the promotion period (see below), you will have the option at check out to choose free shipping for any orders shipping to any addresses in the United States or Canada.

2. Calamityware will choose the most economical method of shipping if you choose the free shipping option. This means your order may take longer to reach you.

3. You will still have the option to pay for a shipping method that might get your order to you faster. That's your decision.

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TIMING
4. The promotion starts on Saturday, July 1, 2023, at 12:01 a.m., Eastern time, soon after you go to bed, or long before you wake up to a glorious new month.

5. The promotion ends on Tuesday, July 4, 2023, at 11:59 p.m., Eastern time.

6. If you make a purchase outside of the promotion period, you cannot receive a refund for shipping. Please don’t ask. Saying no is really hard for Robot, so don't put that kind of pressure on her. 

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CUSTOMS
7. Unfortunately, we cannot cover customs duties for orders shipping to Canada. You might get lucky and not have to pay them, but customs duties are out of our control, and you may likely have to pay them.

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SHIPPING
8. We may split your order into two if it lowers the overall shipping cost. You will receive multiple tracking emails if this happens.

9. If you provide an incorrect/incomplete address and your package is returned to us, and Calamityware paid for shipping, we will refund your order for the cost of the product minus what Calamityware paid to ship it to you.