UPDATE: As of July 13, 2023, this promotion has ended.

Here are the details of the Gaggle of Weirdos Set of 8 Coasters: Free Gift with Purchase promotion.

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If after reading these details, you still have questions about the giveaway, please email robot@calamityware.com. We can't respond to questions posted in the comments.

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HOW TO ADD YOUR FREE SET OF COASTERS
1. If your cart has $75 or more of product in it, a pop-up message will appear on the Cart page asking if you want to add the free set of coasters to your order.

2. If you want the coasters, click Add to Cart. If you don't want the coasters, click, "No thanks."

3. Be patient on the Cart page to allow the pop-up to load. If you have over $75 in your cart, the pop-up will eventually appear after several seconds. If it's not working, make sure you have pop-ups enabled in your web browser.

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TIMING
4. The promotion starts on Thursday, June 1, 2023, at 12:01 a.m., Eastern time, soon after you go to bed, or long before you wake up to a glorious new month.

5. The promotion ends when we run out of coasters.

6. If you make a purchase outside of the promotion period, you cannot receive a free set of coasters. Please don’t ask. Saying no is really hard for Robot, so don't put that kind of pressure on her. 

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THRESHOLD
7. If you purchase more than $75 worth of product (not including shipping or taxes), you will receive a FREE set of Gaggle of Weirdos Coasters, while supplies last. If your shopping cart isn’t up to the $75 level, browse around our site. We have some lower-priced items you can add on that make great gifts...kitchen textiles, playing cards and puzzles, notecards and stickers, BADbandanas, books, pins, etc. You’re sure to find something.

8. Just to clarify, only one set of coasters per order, no matter the size of your shopping cart over $75.

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SHIPPING
9. If your order qualifies to receive the coasters, your shipping costs will be adjusted slightly to accommodate the addition of the coasters. Shipping is a necessary evil. We’re sorry it has to be this way. If you prefer not to receive the free coasters, you can delete the set from your shopping cart before you check out. As a reminder, we are offering free shipping for U.S. orders over $200.

Please note that the free coasters must be shipped with the rest of your order. So, if you are buying a platter for Aunt Sally but you want to keep the coasters for yourself, you should have the package shipped to your address and make arrangements to visit Aunt Sally to give her the platter. She misses you.

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DESIGN
10. Coasters protect your furniture. But they can do more to enrich your life. Imagine coasters with different designs so guests can remember which beverage is theirs. Then imagine each design is a weird character to haunt your dreams. That’s exactly what the Gaggle of Weirdos coasters are about. These are a set of 8 coasters printed on extra-heavy, 60-point, coaster board from Canada, like the traditional paper coasters produced for your favorite breweries. Printed by our friends at Laughing Owl Press in Kane, PA.