Meet Jack.
Jack is one of the three owners of Calamityware and handles designing our shirts and website, writing our newsletters, and occasional modeling for us. In his free time he loves to coach volleyball, watch sports, participate in fantasy football, and anything he can do from his couch.
His Home Decor Style:
His Color Palette:
Whatever the Wife Likes
This prompt is very simple and gives you a lot of freedom to choose almost anything for this person (as long as you like it). One thing that we know many wives enjoy is a good sale. We regularly add new items to our sale section and offer discounts on bundles items like this Cookie Time Bundle. Happy wife, happy life. But also happy husband because the jar will eventually be full of cookies.
"Drab, Muted Tones"
Unspecified Sports Team Baseball Shirt
Jack loves fantasy football, volleyball, regular football, and other sports, too. Jack doesn't love having an extensive shirt collection to rep for each of his favorite teams. Jack does love the muted tones of this shirt, the bright pops of color, and the ability to wear the same exact shirt for every single sports event he goes to.
Fuzzy the Merciless
Fuzzy stands proud among a sea of "drab", muted, sand tones and that tickles Jack's brain. He also appreciates how the vaguely threatening aura of Fuzzy keeps strangers from talking to him as he waits in line for weekly coffee and donuts on Friday mornings.
From the Couch
Movie Night Bundle
There is nothing Jack loves more than curling up on the couch with snacks and a throw blanket, while bingeing the latest slightly dark, irreverent comedy with his wife and daughter. He recommends getting a Creature Comfort and Time Travel Bloopers movie night bundle so you have more blankets and two bowls for snacks (less sharing).
We hope you found this style guide useful in curating your perfect style.
Sincerely, Jack and the Calamityware Team.
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