Here are the details of the Calamityware Coasters Free Gift with Purchase promotion.
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If after reading these details, you still have questions about the giveaway, please email robot@calamityware.com. We can't respond to questions posted in the comments.
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HOW TO ADD YOUR FREE CALAMITYWARE COASTERS
1. If your cart has $75 or more of product in it (not valid with purchases of gift cards), a pop-up message will appear to let you know that your order is eligible for the free set Calamityware Coasters (set of 8). Keep in mind that you must reach $75 of product prior to adding to the set of Calamityware Coasters to your order. The pop-up may still appear if you added the coasters first, as the robots aren't smart enough to know to exclude the cost of the coasters from the $75 calculation. That's why you should not add the coasters until after you've reached $75 of other product.
Also, this giveaway cannot be used at the same time as other discounts.
2. If you want the free set of coasters, go to the product page for the set of Calamityware Coasters and add it to your cart.
3. If you have reached $75 prior to adding the coasters, and then add the coasters, the coasters will automatically be discounted $12 in your Shopping Cart and on the Checkout pages.
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TIMING
4. The promotion starts on Monday, July 1, 2024, at 12:01 a.m., Eastern time.
5. The promotion ends no later than July 24, 2024, at 11:59 p.m. But we might end it earlier.
6. If you make a purchase outside of the promotion period, you cannot receive a free set of Calamityware Coasters. Please don’t ask. Saying no is really hard for Robot, so don't put that kind of pressure on her.
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THRESHOLD
7. If you purchase $75 or more worth of product (not including shipping or taxes), you will receive a FREE set of Calamityware Coasters if you want them. If your shopping cart isn’t up to the $75 level, browse around our site. We have some lower-priced items you can add on that make great gifts...kitchen textiles, playing cards and puzzles, notecards, stickers, BADbandanas, books, pins, etc. You’re sure to find something.
8. Just to clarify, only one set of free Calamityware Coasters per order, no matter the size of your shopping cart over $75.
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SHIPPING
9. If your order qualifies to receive the set of Calamityware Coasters, your shipping costs will be adjusted to accommodate the addition of the coasters. Shipping is a necessary evil. We’re sorry it has to be this way. If you prefer not to receive the free coaster set, just don't add it to your shopping cart (or remove it if you did add it). As a reminder, we are offering free shipping for U.S. orders over $200.
Please note that the free set of Calamityware Coasters must be shipped with the rest of your order. So, if you are buying a platter for Aunt Sally but you want to keep the coasters, you should have the package shipped to your address and make arrangements to visit Aunt Sally to give her the platter. She misses you.
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DESIGN
10. The Calamityware Coasters come in a set of 8 unique designs that match the Calamityware Dinner Plates 1 through 8. The coasters are letterpress printed in blue ink on extra-heavy, 60-point coaster board from Canada, like the traditional paper coasters produced for your favorite breweries. The coasters are made at The Laughing Owl Press in in Kane, PA.
Lawrence Domkowski
July 22, 2024
We love your products, but can’t get the coasters for some reason. Can you help?